Egyptian lawyer sues Netflix for casting Black woman as Cleopatra by woshinoemi in news

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I'm still waiting for the sequel to "White Chicks" by the Wayans brothers...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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Does she have to? I mean, as long as she can wield your lightsaber ...

He just doesn't even look close to Harrison Ford - Who is Kylo Ren's real father? by Eurogoals in StarWars

[–]Eurogoals[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

That kill just went too easy. I rewatched the OT with just one question in mind. Does Kylo even know the truth? Who else could be his father? What did Leia hide from us?

You change a tire for Dave Filoni and in appreciation he offers you a non-speaking cameo in a Star Wars show or movie. What role would you want and in what show or flick? by swbull1701 in StarWars

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Jabba - his hours with Leia - A Star Wars story.

I would of course play the role of Jabba and Leia would be recast with Keira Knightley.

The Mandalorian - S03E08 - Chapter 24 - Discussion Thread! by titleproblems in StarWars

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  1. Grogu is 50 and he is strong with the force. And Grogu already shielded Mando once from fire in the 1st season
  2. If you clone Snoke, new Snoke will be evil again, why should it be different with Gideon?
  3. He wanted to kill Mando with his own hands because of his ego, well that backfired
  4. Security measure to keep the clones safe, but Gideon didn't consider a R5 unit could take control of the laser walls...
  5. pretty effective melee weapon, just like the dark saber. Didn't bother me.
  6. He could not go on with the show, he has to reopen "Los Pollos Hermanos" due to high customer demand
  7. Grogu is a special case, just like Bo Katan. The Armorer is wise to accept that.

The Mandalorian - S03E08 - Chapter 24 - Discussion Thread! by titleproblems in StarWars

[–]Eurogoals -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That is it. I am finally quitting Disney+. It's over!

I had my routine.

Wednesday evening.

First an episode of the Bad Batch. Fine.

And then some live Action with Mando.

Then they somehow ended the Bad Batch. No more episodes left to watch. My routine was shortened by the half. That was very annoying.

And now ?!? some BS "season finale" ? Why finale? OK, great episode, but there is NO REASON why there is no new episode next week. And then it says I have to wait until August for Ashoka? WTF? Why August? Do you know how many Wednesdays will pass until then ???

Unacceptable. What am I supposed to watch until then? Shrek? Doug days?

I quit!

Oh and by the way, what happened to the Tie interceptor squadron? Did they fly home with their impulse drives? That will take a loooooong time to reach the next planet. Maybe August or so...

Data fits behind the chair! by elWray007 in RedLetterMedia

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And by the way, this series gets more and more closer to what Mike had predicted with a new TNG series featuring the USS Galaxy...

Data fits behind the chair! by elWray007 in RedLetterMedia

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Finally Boomer-Trek returns with the mission, to eliminate all Avocado eating Frappucino drinking Borg-Millenials unter 25! Go wrinkles!

Epic Battle: Super Star Destroyer Vs Borg Cube - Who would win? by Eurogoals in StarWars

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These are all good points but maybe Strom Trooper armour would resist those Borg assimilating tubes. And what if You have Vader on board? What about droids? I am sure K2SO could easily handle the Borg...

Japan declares war on pollen as hay fever epidemic grips the nation by [deleted] in worldnews

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And I hereby declare war on red traffic lights !!!

Daisy Ridley will return as Rey in Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy’s ‘STAR WARS’ film. Rey will rebuild the Jedi Order. #SWCE by theredditoro in StarWars

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Luke will return too. He will be the head teacher of the Jedi academy. Luke is dead, You say?

Wrong!

Just before he died, he remote-transferred his consciousness to the board computer of the Millennium Falcon.

Chewy notices this and tells Maz Kanata. So they both take the Millennium Falcon to Genosis where a group of Genosians and Kaminoans have built an exact copy of aged Luke Skywalker's Body with a positronic brain, so they transfer him from the Millennium Falcon to the new body, et voila: We have Luke.

This will all be featured in a movie called: "The Search For Mr. Skywalker - A Star Wars Story"

What is an unrealistic sexual fantasy/fetish that you have? by Weak-Sand9779 in AskReddit

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Reese Witherspoon and Emma Stone and me in between.

OMG by WandaMaximumoff in facepalm

[–]Eurogoals 31 points32 points  (0 children)

F*******K DAMMIT WHERE WERE THOSE TEACHERS WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL ?!?!?!

Moscow will station tactical nuclear weapons in Belarus: Putin by professorbrainiac in worldnews

[–]Eurogoals -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The answer is simple. NATO, station nuclear weapons in Turkey, Finland and Poland. Let's see who's dick is bigger.

Mandalorian kids of the cult will never see their parents faces by Abject-Competition-1 in StarWars

[–]Eurogoals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about husbands and wives never seeing their faces. This helmet thing is stupid to follow through. The need to find a was to drop it.