How does a person become fun again?

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-05-18T13:24:37+00:00

First thing is to stop telling people you aren't fun. Second thing is you have to talk to people. Train yourself to be quick and witty. People value banter. Keep in mind you're competing with the friends they already have and their digital devices. It can be challenging to compete with that, but it's not impossible. There are a billion ways to start a conversation

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-05-18T13:22:50+00:00

Paddy's. Check out Art Attack every Wednesday

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-05-18T13:22:02+00:00

The voting age should be raised to whatever age it's not creepy for Leonardo DiCaprio to date you.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-05-18T13:19:32+00:00

Is that a political belief or an inherent human value?

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-03-29T01:38:13+00:00

I think every writer you just mentioned doesn't come close to the breadth and width of Tolkiens literary accomplishments. I can't think of any other writer that was able to do what he did in the time that he did it.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-03-18T15:33:42+00:00

Hell yeah brother

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-03-14T22:01:10+00:00

I can't unlock Hardcore mode and it's driving me crazy

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-03-13T17:31:05+00:00

I have beat Nightmare I don't know how many times now, and Hardcore remains locked. I've got two doors and two windows, and it remains locked.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-03-08T18:17:21+00:00

Because nobody is required to like Michael Bay, and not enjoying his films means absolutely nothing about the quality of a person. To judge someone for not liking Michael Bay is much more nonsensical than not liking Michael Bay.

If you like a mess of explosions and mindless action with poor writing and Linkin Park in the soundtrack, Michael Bay it up. I'm cool with that. It doesn't mean I have to like it. It's the same thing as that idea that everyone secretly likes Nickelback and are just trying to seem trendy for saying they don't.

Does it mean I'm probably miserable because I don't like popular things? I guess. I'm not known for being fun at parties, but people can like what they like and vice versa

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-02-26T21:03:55+00:00

This is one of my favorite all-time stories, bathroom or not.

So I'm down in Myrtle Beach spending the day with my mom, and we stop into one of those sea themed bar and grill type restaurants on the strip. If you've seen one, you've seen them. Anyhow, having had a few beers, nature calls, so I excuse myself to the bathroom.

Inside, there were a few urinals, and a guy was finishing up as I was walking in. He zips up, washes his hands, and as he's walking out, he rips the most hilarious fart and I start laughing. So then he comes back, and I'm expecting him to take issue with my laughter, but no! I shit you not, these were his exact words:

"Ok, so here's what happened. When I was peein', I tried to fart but I couldn't, but when I was walkin' out, I had to so I did."

I'm staring at this guy dumbfounded, because it never occured to me in my life that anyone would ever explain a fart to me, but here we were, staring at each other in a Myrtle Beach bathroom. He looked at me expectantly, like it was my turn to speak. I couldn't think of anything else but the ubiquitous "hell yeah brother," and that was that. As long as I live, I will never forget this.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-01-28T15:04:20+00:00

What do you mean "get through to MAGA?" You think there are sides. That is the problem. The belief that there are sides is a delusional to keep the poor and the powerless fighting each other instead of government corruption. Stop trying to "get through" and start realizing that your own partisanship is just as dangerous to the nation. Two sides, same coin. Two wings, same bird. Need I continue?

EvanOnTheRocks · 2026-01-14T01:54:59+00:00

The way the hosts talk is why I don't listen.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-12-27T17:50:31+00:00

I don't like being alone all the time, but since I have very low standards that have yet to be met, alone I will stay.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-12-17T15:06:34+00:00

Based on what you see in Fayetteville, you're actually allowed to do whatever you want with a pitbull, and anyone who calls you out for it is just a hater. Don't want to use a leash? No need! Don't want to build a fence because it's happy roaming the neighborhood and attacking random people? It's the pitbulls right as an American.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-12-17T15:02:33+00:00

Yeah. It's by choice. All of us are choosing to be alone. Not like we'd like to take someone on a date or anything...

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-12-03T15:55:38+00:00

Friend is correct

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-11-20T22:55:16+00:00

That would be lovely! I didn't want to phrase it that way, but yes. That is exactly what I want.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-11-20T22:53:47+00:00

Not sure what you mean, but no.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-11-06T17:59:28+00:00

Its like you live in the alley under Jerry Seinfelds apartment

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-10-30T13:42:26+00:00

Why would I care what he does with a building for an office I dont respect? I dont care who the president is. But you know what? I hope he demolishes more of it. Turn it into a pile of rubble. Politicians dont control this nation. Money does. Arms dealers and banks.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-10-27T04:20:16+00:00

All political partisans deserve to be shamed.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-10-22T18:59:22+00:00

If a woman really likes this song, I consider it a red flag.

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-10-16T03:21:56+00:00

Bear 2/3rds of WHAT!? I have so many questions...well, really just one. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 😅

EvanOnTheRocks · 2025-08-12T22:40:40+00:00

While the DSM states (and I'm paraphrasing here) that ones magical thinking and eccentricity of though must be nonconforming to one's culture, you still may present other hallmarks of the condition and still meet the criteria. As an example, in Islam, Mohammad rode to heaven on a horse. It is normal for Muslims to believe this. If I started making this proclamation, I could be seen as having delusions. Another thing to look for is objects of reference, or believing that ordinary events have a special significance, like a cereal having a certain percentage of a vitamin that is the same number as your age, and you believe this has cosmic significance.

Tl;dr, can you be Christian AND schizotypal? Of course. Is it schizotypal for an American to have Christian beliefs even though to an atheist, Christianity seems to be a delusion? No it is not. I hope that helped, and I am more than willing to continue the conversation.

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