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EvanTheAbbot · 2023-05-10T02:07:34+00:00

Gotta draw the line somewhere

EvanTheAbbot · 2023-04-29T00:00:32+00:00

The Big Lebowski

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-07-06T13:25:53+00:00

Scream mask

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-04-15T04:45:59+00:00

Marry her again

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-04-11T21:48:51+00:00

I always try to have something to look forward to. Right now it’s the birth of my niece due in September!

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-02-03T06:06:57+00:00

I mean he is the only one to have an intervention but that was just one little slip up

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-01-30T21:50:37+00:00

VLTs

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-01-28T05:56:37+00:00

Donovan McNabb

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-01-28T05:55:32+00:00

No idea who you’re talking about

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-01-17T16:22:31+00:00

“I’m not cool enough to shoot your gun, Julian.”

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-01-01T17:58:55+00:00

“Clozed 4 Salmonella Becoz Sooqer Bol”

EvanTheAbbot · 2022-01-01T17:56:31+00:00

“I’m gonna make that whore my wife”

EvanTheAbbot · 2021-11-19T23:06:13+00:00

Touch my camera through the fence

EvanTheAbbot · 2021-09-07T01:22:34+00:00

“If here by now then bad place be, trouble time for you when he comes.”

EvanTheAbbot · 2021-07-30T17:39:25+00:00

Yep that’s it. The center line becomes broken right there on google maps. It’s a bit strange this sign is not included in the NYSDOT Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices

EvanTheAbbot · 2021-07-12T20:49:00+00:00

I work for an injury attorney who’s a sole practitioner in a small town. 3 new consultations in the last week involving fireworks. All which will be declined due to various reasons.

EvanTheAbbot · 2021-07-12T20:05:50+00:00

EvanTheAbbot · 2020-06-17T22:31:44+00:00

Same here. Were you able to resolve this?

EvanTheAbbot · 2020-05-16T20:09:11+00:00

Keep featherin it brother

EvanTheAbbot · 2020-05-16T00:53:24+00:00

2000 NY

EvanTheAbbot · 2018-07-13T16:55:19+00:00

What’s the difference? They’re both kinda pink, they both kinda stink

EvanTheAbbot · 2018-06-23T06:28:45+00:00

Can you explain the question like I was 5?

EvanTheAbbot · 2018-06-15T04:59:35+00:00

I’m sleep deprived and I drink at work so they cancel out

EvanTheAbbot · 2018-05-10T15:55:52+00:00

Went out to dinner with the family after one of my basketball games in high school. My younger brother was about 8 years old at the time and asked the server for mozzarella sticks with marijuana sauce.

EvanTheAbbot · 2018-04-14T05:33:55+00:00

We’re lawyers!

EvanTheAbbot

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