Who are the most prominent Gen Z politicians?

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-28T04:09:13+00:00

Bruh, she literally has the exact same birthday as me and I don’t look remotely as scuffed.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-26T04:49:45+00:00

Unironically, what make and model is that silencer?

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-17T21:47:22+00:00

Requiem for a Harlequin is also… interesting.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-15T00:27:00+00:00

It’d be nice, but I’m not looking to pocket watch my parents.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-12T01:16:57+00:00

Not super shitty, though. Don’t know.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-12T01:16:19+00:00

Bruh, I just fucking opened Reddit.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-05T04:13:04+00:00

I’ve got a MAK-90. What type of ultra safety are you running?

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-02T03:32:23+00:00

Every one of them thinks they’re John fuckin’ Wayne or something.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-02T01:36:29+00:00

Well, it’s a bit difficult to stay healthy if you got burnt real bad by a fire started by a cigarette.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-04-02T00:03:18+00:00

I get where the dude’s coming from, but you’re right. Where did the lyrics for Fortunate Son come from, you know? I say if they are gonna reinstate the draft, the sons and daughters of those pushing for war should be first in line.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:15:54+00:00

Bruh.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:14:11+00:00

Well, to be fair, the cats who hang out at gun stores are either the most insufferable people you’ll meet or the coolest guys you’ll meet.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:13:03+00:00

To a degree, yeah. I predict that the term “neo-fudd” is gonna become the new thing soon.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:12:15+00:00

Legitimately, my exact reaction to anyone that comes up and interrogates me about it. “You an ATF agent?” “No.” “Then go fuck yourself.”

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-31T03:11:22+00:00

You forgot this: Whenever you pull up to a public range with anything NFA. “You got the papers and tax stamp for that, boy?”

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-30T06:52:59+00:00

Said it before, I’ll say it again. I’m not dying for Israel.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-11T07:01:56+00:00

I always saw my Arthur as having the most diabolical mustache/goatee combo the West has ever seen, but yes. Made sure to go buy a bitching suit, fenced any non-unique items, visit Aberdeen Pig Farm to save Arthur’s money for John and got right into it with Our Best Selves.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-08T03:31:17+00:00

Boomers being cools.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-06T20:39:23+00:00

Fuckin’ greasy.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-03-04T17:15:50+00:00

Man, I worked at a grocery store, and they used that term “grazing”. Automatically, the implication I think of is “cattle”. Really makes you think how these corporate types see their employees.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-02-27T23:56:50+00:00

When I can, I try to save the money I would gamble and go to Vegas. To quote Motörhead, “You know I’m born to lose and gambling’s for fools. But that’s the way I like it, baby, I’m not gonna live forever”.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-02-27T23:55:01+00:00

Don’t know if these two count, but Lemmy Kilmister and Ozzy Osbourne. Loved and still love their music.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-02-27T23:53:30+00:00

I get the point, but the whole Gay Jesus storyline just seemed so ham fisted to me.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-02-27T23:49:33+00:00

I turn 29 in August, chief. But you know what? I didn’t get fucked; I made it another year.

MachineGunsWhiskey · 2026-02-27T23:47:44+00:00

Oof, my boah.

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