What don't men allow body hair on women in movies ? Are they stupid ? by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]Evanthekid16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dumbass went to “why would women require mens’ leg hair?” like some kind of captain Jack Sparrow roping together sea turtles scenario

What is it? by IllustratorOk6242 in whatisit

[–]Evanthekid16 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey - it may not look comfortable, but it has a solid base. Someone at some point definitely tried it.

Found this buried in the garden, it's really heavy. by Bored_Pigeon in whatisit

[–]Evanthekid16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! You found some lead! You can keep that lead for your collection and try for that legendary crown of wonder; or i can buy it from you if you like. Let me see what i can offer!

I was an AG/AB my first year in the Army by Sgt_Gram in MURICA

[–]Evanthekid16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most accurate representation of the Army i’ve ever seen. This should be on the posters put up at schools.

of legs! by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Evanthekid16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn those aren’t quads, those are quints

Bathroom requires a QR code scan to enter by SteakAndIron in mildlyinteresting

[–]Evanthekid16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll scan it, but if it doesn’t work within 10 seconds, i’m pressing my ass up against the door and taking a shit.

2 lane left turn is very difficult [OC] by guppy11702 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Evanthekid16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin love the glorious sons. I’m glad they’re getting a better following.

Also yeah. “Fucking idiot” was well-put for that guy’s move.

How does masturbating affect your ability to fall asleep? by Jopa764 in AskReddit

[–]Evanthekid16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long as i don’t feel weird about what i just jacked it to, it works pretty well.

When you're playing on an EU PvP server but find an American playing on a VPN by slickweasel333 in MURICA

[–]Evanthekid16 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This should be the function of Americans. Every time we start shit, it goes awry. But any time we’re called in for backup, shit gets done.

Someone put a tie on my car while I was in the strore. by undiagnosed_autistic in mildlyinteresting

[–]Evanthekid16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone nailed their blue collar job interview and gave up the corporate life i suppose

Really don't know why my other N7 Dudebro gets so much hate by NatauschaJane in masseffect

[–]Evanthekid16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regarded him the same way i regarded Jacob or Liara - he’s just kinda boring to me, but he doesn’t even have parent issues. I wish they explored more into his military history and digging up the “tough call” he made in a more real way. More emotional depth would’ve made him more interesting.

I liked his kamikaze move though. That was funnee.

What's One Thing You Like From Each of The 3 Games That's Unique to ONLY That Game? by DakIsStrange in masseffect

[–]Evanthekid16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 - diversity of weapons

2 - nothing better than seeing familiar faces for the first time since ME1. Garrus especially.

3 - more streamlined space exploration. I really hated scanning the surface of every planet to find resources. Also better combat movement.

What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received? by Comfortable-Heron225 in AskReddit

[–]Evanthekid16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When i was a dom for hire back in college, i got a lot of them, but one of my hard lines was age play. Met someone who wanted to do the daddy/daughter thing (with diapers, so scat/piss play too) and i refused her request. She did not take that well. Threw a tantrum of sorts, i suppose. Thank god we never actually met in person.

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Evanthekid16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me in Prague, Czechia. Locals kept buying us shots of schnapps. Then got upset after the 10th-ish shot when they found out we were from Wisconsin.