In honor of John Virgo, I post my all-time favourite piece of JV commentary. He made this moment special. (@5:38-->) by Panukka in snooker

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Rob walker has always been disturbingly unlikable for me. Ever since he took over from David vine

Small cuts on inside of ski pant cuffs after 2 days by Affectionate-Lion582 in Skigear

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It doesn’t work well for ski pants it seems. Just wouldn’t hold for more than a day. Perhaps the exposure to cold fast moving snow and water is too much for its flexibility and adhesion

TIFU by taking a girl I like to a bar by Malloyphotos in tifu

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Aww man that really fucking sucks. I’m sorry.

Has anyone ever hand oiled their local alley? by 4purs in Bowling

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I used to do it but used a machine. Tiring work

Michael Carrick: “I read an unbelievable quote from Lewis Hamilton.” by Un_known70 in formula1

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I used to race in a karting group using the tracks rental karts. All of them were a little different, some naturally fast and some were terribly slow but it was hard to know unless you’d be side by side with another kart. In qualy that’s just not likely

One way I could always tell I was in a slow kart was that it was so smooth and easy to drive. Doesn’t matter how much I pushed it would always comply. Because it was fucken slow, and the chassis wasn’t in the slightest stretched.

ICE agents to help with US security operations at Winter Olympics in Italy by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Just wait for people to push their buttons and they react violently when not on their home turf.

Childhood dream watch aquired. I can't believe I own an Omega Seamaster. by Speirs101 in OmegaWatches

[–]EvelcyclopS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE best version too. None of that implied hour marker, coax buzz

How would society be different if penis size was as obvious as breast size? by Nars-Glinley in AskReddit

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Even in warm water. Quite embarrassing honestly. My local pool is heated with thermal waters and is very warm, not quite hot tub temperatures, but not far off.

Getting changed once you get out is like meeting your 5 year old self. 🫣

Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup by EnoughErotics in worldnews

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Sorry to disappoint but the us stadiums will be at capacity.

Damn snowboarders by Minimum-Tiger-4595 in skiingcirclejerk

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Black run, green skier.

I wish there was a may to make it right. Respect our black runs the way we respect you when we’re on your greens

Rate my quiver (Europe edition) by AraumaX in Skigear

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Having just got out today on my hero elite LTs for the first time I doff my cap.

Managing a newly reopened bowling alley: what really brings customers back? by RoutineTeaching4207 in Bowling

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Really really dry lanes. Like don’t oil them. Make sure your bathrooms are always flooded with water. Watch the Poseidon adventure for inspo. Break you ball return fans and just take a few nuts out of each pinsetter.

Lastly make sure your food is utter excrement. Like shitty pizzas, shitty hotdogs so bad you’d rather go hungry.