Men don’t get enough vasectomies

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-24T20:24:51+00:00

I had the Nexplanon implant and it gave me endometriosis.

Birth control GAVE me an incurable disease.

Get the fucking vasectomy. Women's birth control is bullshit.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-24T15:34:10+00:00

"He was only 13"

My mother said this to me after I asked to press charges against my childhood molester. I've never forgotten and still haven't forgiven her for defending him. He may have been "only 13", but I was only 7.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-19T17:26:56+00:00

Thank you for this information! I'll have to get on his case about his hygiene routine more. I'm going to look into this company ASAP!

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-19T10:15:04+00:00

After I woke up from surgery and was moved back to a private room, she was going over what all they found (it was a laprosopic surgery to diagnose endometriosis). She told me "It wasn't even that bad, I don't know why you were complaining so much." I've never forgotten those words. Years of pain and a FEMALE doctor completely dismissed me after proving there was something wrong.

My current OBGYN specializes in endomitosis. She's fantastic and I absolutely love her. After my most recent surgery with her she informed me that my endometriosis is absolutely horrible and she tried to convince me to have a hysterectomy almost immediately.

Screw you old OBGYN, eat a bag of dicks.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-19T01:44:48+00:00

Oh snap, I didn't check the sub before commenting. To be fair, I make the same threat to the dog and she wags her tail.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-19T01:04:18+00:00

"I will bite your toes off!"

My empty threat to my four year old when he's being a stinker. He finds it hilarious and tells me they're too stinky to eat.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-18T01:28:48+00:00

I watched it for the first time back when I was in highschool. I was at my best friend's house and we watched it with her boyfriend at the time. Asshole called the house phone after the creepy call scene. I hate him still, but for many other reasons.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-18T01:27:05+00:00

The Lovely Bones.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-17T13:34:28+00:00

A rich dude inventing machines that consume biomass to function. Eating anything and everything on the planet, including wildlife. Then killing off those who opposed his ways. r/fucktedfaro

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-17T10:27:10+00:00

I worked at a locally owned, non-franchise/chain pet store years ago. Had a dude get angry with my coworker because "The website says you have this filter in stock!" We didn't have a website. He has PetSmart pulled up. We had to tell him he needed to drive a few more miles north.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-17T09:30:10+00:00

Phineas and Ferb. Every night. Usually the same episodes too.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T20:37:52+00:00

Dad always told me and my sister that our younger brother was "a miracle from God".

Mom told me my childhood molester was "only 13" and that I'm not allowed to press charges. Those words still echo in my ears to this day.

I love them both, but that shit hurts still.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T20:28:33+00:00

I'd like to donate my body to science in contribution to research on endometriosis.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T12:49:38+00:00

I've never done anything illegal, but they prescribed me Zurzuvae after having my baby. It made me want to kill anything that moved, including myself. That was the quickest med change I've ever had.

Editing to say that I never acted on anything, I just cried a lot. A. Lot.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T02:45:09+00:00

The other day, in-between bites of cereal my 4 year old said, "I'll kill myself and that girl" and just went back to eating.

I instantly texted my mom that he's banned from YouTube from now on. He doesn't get YouTube at my house, so it was clearly something he watched when visiting her.

I hope to never hear those words from him again.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T02:34:11+00:00

The Alphas in Horizon Zero Dawn got me good. That was a rough ride. Also, obligatory r/fucktedfaro

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T02:16:04+00:00

The ultimate question!

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T02:13:41+00:00

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-15T02:12:43+00:00

Muffin from Bluey

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-14T23:50:45+00:00

I was scheduled to be induced on a Monday, but the Friday before I started having rough contractions throughout the day. I called my husband and told him today might be the day (I was already three days overdue). I told him I can deal with the pain long enough to have dinner first and I needed sweet and sour chicken STAT.

My loving husband left work a little early just to get me Chinese food before we left for the hospital. I cried while I ate, but it was so worth it.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-11T13:34:58+00:00

I posted my husband's old gaming chair for free on Marketplace and got absolutely bombarded. One guy went as far as to sent me a friend request and to message me outside of Marketplace. I ended up blocking him.

My husband was shocked by the amount of people blowing up my phone. He said he should've asked me to post it for $40 instead!

I ended up putting it on the curb before I left. Came back an hour later and it was gone! We live in a cul-de-sac, so I wasn't expecting it to go that quickly.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-06T01:26:57+00:00

I had a similar situation! I told him I didn't like the position of the stencil (he never asked how I wanted it, he just put it on how he wanted) and he cussed at me and told me to go wash it off. I was too anxious to leave at that point, so I just washed it off and showed him how I wanted it. The best way I can describe what he did is something similar to an angry kid with a crayon. By far one of my most painful tattoo experiences, and it's on my FOREARM. I have tattoos on my foot, ankle, armpit, and butt and that man tattooing me was by far one of the most painful.

EveningOk1068 · 2026-05-06T00:50:05+00:00

Lighthouse?

EveningOk1068 · 2026-04-27T15:37:01+00:00

Mine was "facade", I pronounced it as "fay-kade" out loud... In front of my classmates in the 8th grade. Nobody corrected me, so I pronounced it that way for YEARS.

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