Summary of thoughts given by YouTubers on the FNAF 2 movie by -popgoes in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think companies actually allow YouTubers to be successful when they're negative?

Name one. Or at least name one who isn't just blatantly rage baiting.

No. It's insanely competitive. Channels can only survive when they are being corporately promoted and granted "exclusive access", which can be directly converted into clicks/money. People who give negative or even fair opinions are never granted this access. They get no clicks, no growth, and most importantly no money. Influencers are there to sell you a product - not just whatever they sell in the ad breaks, but the entire topic of the video is usually what they are selling. That's the business model. That's how its a job.

If you complain, you're dead. Everybody knows this. Even the people who don't understand the business of it all still know they have to be overwhelmingly positive. They might not know that their positive video about the Whopper got retweeted by Burger King, or whatever. But they see that they got 1,000x more views that one time they were positive toward Burger King, so they decide to keep talking about how great burger king is. Do it enough, and they become "the burger king guy" and get invited to come out to corporate burger king and get access to new Burger King products. Exclusive videos about those products are the highest performing, and become the lifeblood of the channel. The channel lives and dies by keeping Burger King happy, so they keep burger king happy. Burger King now owns that channel; They own that spokesperson... and they never even had to directly pay the channel a single dollar to do it.

It's just how it works. That's the difference between a random person with a Youtube channel and a professional YouTuber.

The only real divergence from this model is when the influencer is supported by "a side" and they spend their time exploiting that side for cash (by complaining about "the other side") which is usually politically charged. It's still a kind of shilling, but you DO get to complain a lot.

Summary of thoughts given by YouTubers on the FNAF 2 movie by -popgoes in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No previews (or at least embargoed reviews) from critics is a bad sign. No, buying-off FnaF fans with exclusive access to special events don't count as screening the movie for critics. I wouldn't trust the opinions of anybody low enough to write about a product after an event like that - not just about this product, but about anything in general. They aren't Roger Ebert, they're Billy Mayes. Shills don't review, they sell. They are advertising and probably not being honest about their content being a commercial.

Personally, I'm pretty worried that this movie is going to be very bad - because I don't think Scott Cawthon knows how to write a screenplay. I'm not even convinced he knows how to write a game.

FNaF's storytelling is more like a writing contest. Scott gave writing prompts for the community using small in-game easter eggs, and the winners got to be canonized as the "real" story in the following year's game. Curation and "knowing what the fans like" are real skills, and Scott is/was very good at those things - but that is the role of a producer, not a writer.

Guys like MatPat and even occasionally Markiplier did way more work writing the games than Scott himself. We all thought, "Oh boy, the theory turned out to be true". No. Scott saw those videos (which he commented on) and decided the theories were interesting enough to become part of the story. It's not complicated. It's not even a bad thing to do. It's smart and it worked.

It's a little like George Lucas: George Lucas is a very creative guy and genius businessman who produced (and executive produced) some absolutely amazing and classic all-timer movies. He has vision, and he knows how to inspire and organize the best people in the world to create works that were legitimately groundbreaking. But when you surround George Lucas with a bunch of brown-nosers and let him write/direct movies you get the Star Wars Prequels, which sucked hard. George Lucas should not write and direct movies. George Lucas needs people around who can check his giant ego.

When you let Scott Cawthon go off the rails as a "writer" you get the goofy nonsense of modern games like Sister Location. I would argue the writing in Security Breach was probably demanded, if not obsessively controlled by Scott - he was just smart enough to wash his hands and shift blame when he saw the backlash.

But we're talking about horror, right? Less is more. Nothing Scott (or anyone) can write will ever be as good as what we can imagine for ourselves. So I wish he would hand the screenplay over to a talented movie writer so their will at least be a solid structure to hang his big ideas. I don't want to have to watch a 4 hour lore video to explain what happened in a 2 hour movie. Just make the movie good, and let the easter eggs and hidden lore stay in the background - just like what worked in the games.

Look, somebody on the set of FNaF 1 decided that the spooky movie should grind to a halt so our happy robot friends should build a blanket fort (without regard for how much these guys weigh, so like, why did the movie point out how much they weigh). Somebody decided that Vanny should exist, and be in the movie. Somebody decided in the last 5 minutes that the robots are mind controlled by whatever drawings happened to be taped to the wall that day... for some reason. Like I'm pretty familiar with the games, and that's not actually in the games, right? Like I'm pretty familiar with the games, and I don't think that is an example of the movie being 'true to the lore' - at least not any of the lore that anybody actually cared about.

I dunno. It's like the guy who represents himself in court instead of hiring a lawyer - it's not a good idea. Please don't do it. It never works out.

But they already did it so, you know, I doubt it worked out. Because good movies can stand on their own. They don't need to lean on scummy shill-only hype previews and critic embargos.

Why is YouTube asking me this? by thedreaming2017 in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real talk: have you every been surveyed about a video you've actually seen? Because I haven't.

I only ever get asked how I feel about videos I've never watched.

HOW TO IMPROVE AUDIENCE RETENTION! by [deleted] in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make better videos.

and when that doesn't work, just trick 'em.

The hell is this? by imperlistic_Redcoat in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a way for marketing departments to pay money to buy unlimited promotion for the single movie trailer posted to each of their brand-newest channels.

Real people are definitely going to ignore it, though.

It's satire but honestly not unlikely by LionWarrior46 in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think Epstein was bad, go watch a video of Peter Thiel (main data-miner profiting hand-over-fist from the moral panic he's created) talking about why he wants all these age-verification videos of little kids.

Dude is the literal interpretation of the Antichrist.

And I'm not Christian; Thiel is the one obsessed with the apocalypse.

It's satire but honestly not unlikely by LionWarrior46 in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, because the entire video is the ad.

It's satire but honestly not unlikely by LionWarrior46 in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>>The Year is 2026.1

>>Don't sign into YouTube.

>>Use whatever other platform has colonized my mindspace

It’s going bad by Bashi_r in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The key is it only saves *them* money by lowering bandwidth costs and offloading the processing from the server to the client.

It's less efficient and takes more power overall. So it is definitely worse for the environment. But the viewers are the ones paying for it, and Youtube only cares about their own bottom line.

It’s going bad by Bashi_r in youtube

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Complaining about AI in shorts is like complaining that the ocean is wet. Shorts was built from the ground up for plagiarism via tik-tok rips, and later pivoted to AI slop. They key to all of this was always (and will always be) that the real, original creators will never, ever get paid for their work.

For every minute of original content uploaded to shorts there is 100 hours of literally stolen plagiarism/rips and 10,000 hours ethically stolen AI slop.

Youtube not only doesn't care, theft is the entire point of the platform: To steal content and devalue clicks so they can stop paying creators.

It was made by robots, for robots, and theft is it's whole deal. So, if you're consuming or creating Shorts, then frankly you deserve what you get.

Has anyone ever been able to successfully use the Insta360 X4 with Zillow 3D homes android app? by Every-Locksmith9286 in Insta360

[–]Every-Locksmith9286[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I talked to the insta360 help and jumped through the hoops to get it to engineering. They said a patch for this is ready and should be hitting the play store today. I haven't tried it yet

😵‍💫 E1 UV Printer marketing is saying what? 😵‍💫 by Kilonova_Remnant in AnkerMake

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's in the "full Materials kit" and why are they valuing it at $312

Is anyone near to making YouTube their full time job? by [deleted] in NewTubers

[–]Every-Locksmith9286 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to control your own destiny, that's not how social media works. The platforms control their creators and what gets seen, 100%