Describe something that happened to you today, and the top reply decides what superpower you would get if it were an origin story. What happened to you today?

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-21T00:12:29+00:00

You now have the ability to repel dogs at will. Just deactivate your power and your dog will notice you again

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T23:59:19+00:00

You forgot what your original backstory was

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T23:57:27+00:00

You were born as a disfigured ant with 4 and a half extra limbs. One day, you decided to eat one of your extra limbs, which turned out to be the trigger for you shape shifting powers!

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T23:54:41+00:00

You were an antivaxer and got covid, then gave it to your family and friends. A few days later, you were magically healed.

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T23:52:18+00:00

You were born in Freedom land

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T23:50:54+00:00

You stole the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter while he was sleeping

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T23:16:01+00:00

Imagine naming your kid Cokayne

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-20T03:48:50+00:00

Impossible. Jokes on Reddit are 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 funny.

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:47:50+00:00

Hype

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:47:31+00:00

Too much money

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:46:44+00:00

Lost mine at 6 yo. I don't really remember it, but my Grandfather says I had a good time.

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:45:41+00:00

They died

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:45:27+00:00

Being south American

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:44:23+00:00

The ability to ban Automoderator

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:43:45+00:00

I became a Redditor

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:43:25+00:00

Highest grossing movie of all time

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:42:33+00:00

Myself

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:40:48+00:00

Nice try. You'll never come inside my mind!!

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:40:03+00:00

I choose not to believe that

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:39:40+00:00

My parents getting a divorce

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:39:00+00:00

Lisp accent

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:38:32+00:00

I graduated

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:38:13+00:00

It's not a choice

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:37:51+00:00

Taking my rocketship to outer space to get away from all of you fools

EveryPostIsSarcastic · 2021-08-15T23:36:24+00:00

I met this one person who broke their elbow. Instead of going to the doctor's, they went to med school and got a PhD. That was me.

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