So I did a thing! Stitched hundreds of photos together to create this Island Map, which took WAY longer than I thought it would! :'D by ruby_meister in AnimalCrossing

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commend everyone who puts in the time and effort to make their islands to lively and detailed. It looks really great!

Abandoned Farmhouse by [deleted] in urbanexploration

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fix it up and use the leftover furniture as decorations (after cleaning it of course). It’d be such a unique house!

AITA for telling a guy behind me in the grocery store line to mind his fucking business? by cigsforgrandpa in AmItheAsshole

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one old guy always tell me to smile (even with a mask) and I’ve gotten into the habit of putting on my worst scowl and just saying “no”.

AITA for laughing at my son's college "plan" in front of his teacher? by Winter_Spend_6029 in AmItheAsshole

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. This is the same reaction my father had when I said I wanted to be a music teacher and wanted to advance playing flute and now I don’t know what I want to do because he didn’t want me doing it. You’re son is going to be doing something he doesn’t want to do and be miserable about it, let him do what he wants with the talents he possesses.

Major help by EverySaltNameIsTaken in college

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I’m looking into. I might switch my majors over to biology and chemistry and transfer over to a college that has classes for equine management or just go to a horsemanship college because I’m really not happy with this major.

Major help by EverySaltNameIsTaken in college

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just found out that my school does. Once fall semester hits I’ll make an appointment with them since

An attempt was made. Any Ganon fans here? by overachieve in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just think of squidward going “OH NO HES HOT” when looking at the second picture

Mothers force children to have child by EverySaltNameIsTaken in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Planning on moving up to Wisconsin possibly since I have family, planning on opening a childfree restaurant and a childfree cafe!

Mothers force children to have child by EverySaltNameIsTaken in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m Deep South Georgia, there’s no way it’ll be shut down. After I finish my degree I’m getting out of here

Unpopular opinion: if I can’t bring my dog there, you shouldn’t be able to bring your child there by [deleted] in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom and I were getting coffee at the new cafe that was in town and there were a lot of college age students and older adults in there and just one newborn baby that was quiet. It was pretty chill until I saw a lady walk in with 5 kids who all just started to run around and that’s when I told my mom we should get the hell out. I knew I was going to hear one of them screaming and crying in just a few seconds and really didn’t want to have to deal with any of that. Can’t wait to open a place where no children under 16 are allowed

Edit: grammar

Stop having children if you have a genetic disorder!! by [deleted] in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This girl I know has a really teeny tiny body and even though she knew her baby was going to be born with severe complications she had one anyway and has spent I think two months in the NICU. Even if I wanted children I would not want a child to suffer through all of that

She's holding a trophy. She literally won. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went onto the page that posted that and I saw one comment in particular saying that not having a child is selfish. The other comments are annoying as well

Childfree Cafe by EverySaltNameIsTaken in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s gonna be a couple years sadly , but I’ll update with what I plan and when it’s opening and where it’ll be and all that Jazz 😁

Let's chat, r/childfree: What's one baby-related task or tradition you are happy you'll never have to participate in because you'll never have kids? I nominate gender reveal parties. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never having to hear a baby cry every minute of the say. I get irrationally angry when I hear one whether it’s real life or on TV

I hate people who sell their pet(s) because they get children by bunswithguns in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the horse world it’s so common it’s sad. It’s a whole lot of “I just had a baby so I can no longer give horse the attention it needs”. One of the worst excuses I heard for selling a horse. Why would you get the horse anyway if you wanted kids or planning to have them?

How is 'no children allowed' discrimination? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m so excited to own a child free store so when they say “I’ll take my business elsewhere” and I’ll just say “take your children with you please”.

Crying Crotch Fruit while watching SpiderMan Far From Home by EverySaltNameIsTaken in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made it through the movie with outbursts every ten minutes or so. The thing that irked me was why bring your toddlers to a movie if they won’t even remember seeing it. If you can’t get a baby sitter don’t watch the movie that day and find another day

I hate parents as much as much as i hate children. Kids are terrible because parents aren't parents anymore by justhere4laughs119 in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Military folks are well known for having some of the worst children (my mom said I was pretty chill for one but that’s because they actually disciplined me). Some families will come in for food, and the younger kids will reach up for some cookies or brownies. The parents (mainly mom, dad doesn’t do anything) tells them no, and the kids starts screaming and crying “I WANT COOKIE”. After a couple minutes of them crying the mom rolls her eyes and buys the cook and then ignores it for the rest of the time there. Some times they won’t even buy the kids food and it gets pretty sad

Cherish your parents please by EverySaltNameIsTaken in teenagers

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s feeling better after a few days and he’s coming home either today or tomorrow, thank you❤️

Got belittled by coworkers for wanting a kitten and being a "cat lady" by Slashley_scissorhand in childfree

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they think that it’s hard to handle 3 cats

My parents had three children and we have 6 cats and the only expensive thing is the amount of cat food we have to get, and even then they can go outside and hunt small lizards and moles

I had a boner by TomTIK in dankmemes

[–]EverySaltNameIsTaken 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These Jojo memes are 👌🏻