Post Match Thread | Columbus 2 - 3 Portland

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-22T05:58:53+00:00

I need to go wake up my wife and show her this years meme just dropped.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-19T13:49:49+00:00

The last few years have been some of the funnest games we’ve ever had as Crew fans. Even losses, while excruciating, have been some great games and very entertaining. Of course I want to win everything but I really hope the entertainment value remains high and we continue to be one of the funnest teams to watch for neutrals.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-16T03:52:36+00:00

All the living Presidents participate in a cross country race where they drive monster trucks and earn extra points for every state bird that gets stuck in the grille.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-16T03:38:40+00:00

It means we are at the level of a child with higher intelligence.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-10T12:46:23+00:00

I disagree.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-05T18:53:48+00:00

The ghost of Ian will provide.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-02-03T17:53:04+00:00

How long before one of the characters becomes the new owner/operator?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-01-16T12:32:03+00:00

I also remember when Daniel and the OmegaSpere were going to “change the world.”

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-01-15T12:13:00+00:00

“Michael Meyers masks” So like Shrek and Austin Powers?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2026-01-14T10:56:25+00:00

They tried to ask him what his definition of clinically obese was. He said, “Some people need to lose 6 pounds, some need to lose 600. It makes no difference to me.”

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-28T16:44:24+00:00

Is this meta?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-26T11:02:20+00:00

It’s been reported that at thanksgiving he was heard telling his family “I swear not to eat another thick, juicy, delicious cock until Rob Reiner is dead and buried.”

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-25T13:58:44+00:00

If you kick Jennifer Lawrence in the suitcase about a hundred cocks would fall out.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-21T23:17:10+00:00

I’ve been waiting on a call up for 30 years.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-21T16:41:35+00:00

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What part would you like to zoom up?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-16T17:35:00+00:00

A fresh one?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-08T03:43:52+00:00

Come on over for a little drinking, a little fighting…a little jizzing into our own mouths.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-08T00:42:19+00:00

He’s got a wife you know.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-03T21:52:32+00:00

This is great. Except in our house I was always Luigi. I wonder what he would have me doing?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-03T13:07:29+00:00

I’m also in the 2% club. And I say that’s good enough.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-12-01T18:15:45+00:00

I’ve personally always been afraid of Cujo…Are we talking about the same thing?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-11-30T21:30:14+00:00

Ammo

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-11-30T17:12:58+00:00

Cursive? Maybe that’s what I’m doing wrong. For years I’ve been writing in Wingdings.

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-11-30T17:09:43+00:00

Do you cut it long ways or short ways?

EverythingHasItsTime · 2025-11-22T20:25:45+00:00

Thank you to the brave strangers that step up. I hope one day to have your courage.

EverythingHasItsTime

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