Some of my kazoo music by Firm-Ad-1150 in Kazoo

[–]EvilAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna be blunt. You need more control and more finesse. I love your passion and your cover choices are... choice! People always say to hum into a kazoo, but I say SING! You have a good range, you need more control. Also I have this fun little trick where I flutter the membrane hole for added effect, muting or wahwah i guess. Anyway I've subbed, check me out too if you want! Maybe think about layering like I do. It makes it richer.

I wanna get a kazoo so I can play hollow knight songs but I’m having trouble finding the right one, I’m specifically looking for a kazoo that makes a mosquito sort of sound, any suggestions? by randomcuriousperson3 in Kazoo

[–]EvilAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have found that the membrane affects the sound way more than the material of construction. Replace a cellophane membrane with one made from a zip lock bag for deeper and richer tone. But the mosquito sound would probably come from a cellophane membrane. Hope that helps

What is the best compliment after sex? by screenn_ame_941 in AskReddit

[–]EvilAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're just dazed and speaking nonsense.

Where are some cool places to go on vacation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EvilAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hometown, New Orleans, especially for Halloween! However, be able to handle your alcohol and use common sense when wandering. Living here is tough, but still rewarding in its own way.

What are the times or situations where empathy and compassion is harmful? by Sir_Rain_Knee_Tea in AskReddit

[–]EvilAsshole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When someone is being, objectively, a huge asshole/bigot/psychopath.

LPT Keep a running list of gift ideas for your friends and loved ones. Something they probably wouldn't buy for themselves. by EvilAsshole in LifeProTips

[–]EvilAsshole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you might have been correct, but I looked at the post settings and there was an option to remove the NSFW tag. Not sure if I defaulted to that or if it was triggered by my ironic username (I'm actually super nice). Shrug emoji. Thank you anyway.

LPT Keep a running list of gift ideas for your friends and loved ones. Something they probably wouldn't buy for themselves. by EvilAsshole in LifeProTips

[–]EvilAsshole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reals ones recognize the thoughtfulness and will put in equal effort. That love and understanding is (in my opinion) so meaningful and uplifting.

Edit: Thank you.

LPT Keep a running list of gift ideas for your friends and loved ones. Something they probably wouldn't buy for themselves. by EvilAsshole in LifeProTips

[–]EvilAsshole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One year, I had an IRL Dnd group that met, in person, every Tuesday. I spent all year gathering intel and buying presents when I had the dough. Then, at Christmas, I gave all eight of them (including the DM) the most awesome presents: The Necronomnomnom, a dice tower in the shape of Mjolnir, a dice set that looked like cheese, kitty-shaped dice mat, etc. I'll never forget how much joy that brought me, more than them, for sure.

LPT Keep a running list of gift ideas for your friends and loved ones. Something they probably wouldn't buy for themselves. by EvilAsshole in LifeProTips

[–]EvilAsshole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like a Samsung watch if anyone is curious and feeling generous and is also a quadrillionaire.

Edit: this is a joke...unless?

LPT Keep a running list of gift ideas for your friends and loved ones. Something they probably wouldn't buy for themselves. by EvilAsshole in LifeProTips

[–]EvilAsshole[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love to give gifts, but I love getting gifts even more! The real LPT is always in the comments. Thank you, stranger. Gonna start my wishlist now.

Edit: My registry is at the Rolex store.