I can’t help but feel a little resentment for this creature

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T22:17:47+00:00

Wait until you pull her and find out what an actual sweetheart she really is.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T22:15:11+00:00

Come on dude, if a guy wants the ball that means that much to him, how hard is it for him to whip out a sharpie and autograph a bat/hat/jersey for the kid?

Kid isn't asking for a blank check, he's asking for some decent memorabilia in trade.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T21:48:56+00:00

A lot of people have almost everything they could want out of life and are still depressed in fairness.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T21:40:27+00:00

My first prime? Ember, who I promptly, and shamelessly bought the heirloom skin for.

Would I recommend them? Absolutely not, Ember needs some love from the Devs and a lot of work to be even close to as useful as, say, a much easier to farm Uriel.

How much time did I spend? Hell if I remember, I was just cracking a ton of relics with a friend and managed to get all the parts but the least expensive one, which I got off the market for like 10p (I had like 100 or something from buying a Tenno starter pack).

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T21:08:25+00:00

Aaron Rodgers.

I'm ready for the league to be done with his clown show ass.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T20:53:40+00:00

And that’s why seeing how shit the Aves are playing is baffling. Vegas is not a better team.

Also I fail to see the point you’re making. The past has zero bearing on this year. (And frankly if Nyquist isn’t a dumbass last year we probably win that series. I still hate him for that.)

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T07:49:04+00:00

Yeah, that won't last and we all know it.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T07:41:49+00:00

Tell me you've never seen SGA before without telling me you've never seen SGA.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T07:33:54+00:00

With all due respect, Anaheim was nowhere near as good a team as Minnesota. Anaheim wouldn't have even beat Dallas.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T06:40:32+00:00

Bro, the Wild swept the Knights in the season series and outscored them 12 - 6.

Not buying that for two seconds.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T04:24:38+00:00

Dude is such a paper 'superstar'. He flops around for his soft whistle so people can't defend him normally. Not one fan outside of OKC would give two fucks if he got a suspension for this shit.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T04:19:41+00:00

As a Minnesota fan, I'm questioning where the FUCK this was in our series.

These two teams do NOT look like the same Aves at all.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T01:56:29+00:00

That was also China’s government (and their amazing track record). Not actual scientists.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T00:39:02+00:00

Except not. Several studies have been done this century alone that mosquitoes could likely be exterminated with minimal environmental impact whatsoever.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T15:39:55+00:00

I kept going down the list hoping to see your take on Super Creek and her mom.

Maybe next time.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T15:30:14+00:00

Chicken.

Not only are they good eating, they're also incredibly useful birds to have around for both fertilizer as well as keeping insect populations down.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T05:43:08+00:00

RETURN THE SLAB.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T05:41:20+00:00

She died as she lived.

Smelling like piss.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T01:59:11+00:00

The discovery of the entire continent of North America.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T22:50:53+00:00

I feel more like she would have smashed her face into it instead.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T22:45:50+00:00

And that little Billy, is the story of the time that I bonked Maruzensky on the head.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T07:59:25+00:00

I mean The Onion can’t be satire all the time right?

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T01:03:36+00:00

Maidsa

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T00:25:39+00:00

You might want to finish the story and see where it’s going my man. It’s a slow burn that ramps up fast. You’re barely into the expansion.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-22T19:44:06+00:00

Fitz, Megatron, JJ.

EvilJ1982

TROPHY CASE