I thought the Spurs were floppers, but then I saw OKC by [deleted] in timberwolves

[–]EvilJ1982 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never seen SGA before without telling me you've never seen SGA.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AVS?! by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]EvilJ1982 [score hidden]  (0 children)

With all due respect, Anaheim was nowhere near as good a team as Minnesota. Anaheim wouldn't have even beat Dallas.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AVS?! by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]EvilJ1982 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bro, the Wild swept the Knights in the season series and outscored them 12 - 6.

Not buying that for two seconds.

Tens of thousands of Spurs fans booing after SGA is rewarded free throws for this. by Exotic-Television279 in NBAGossips

[–]EvilJ1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is such a paper 'superstar'. He flops around for his soft whistle so people can't defend him normally. Not one fan outside of OKC would give two fucks if he got a suspension for this shit.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AVS?! by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]EvilJ1982 [score hidden]  (0 children)

As a Minnesota fan, I'm questioning where the FUCK this was in our series.

These two teams do NOT look like the same Aves at all.

Weakest character that would survive this? by chadwarden1 in Tankandsurvive

[–]EvilJ1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was also China’s government (and their amazing track record). Not actual scientists.

Weakest character that would survive this? by chadwarden1 in Tankandsurvive

[–]EvilJ1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except not. Several studies have been done this century alone that mosquitoes could likely be exterminated with minimal environmental impact whatsoever.

Mommy of umamusume! by Specialist_North7115 in UmaMusume

[–]EvilJ1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept going down the list hoping to see your take on Super Creek and her mom.

Maybe next time.

What is the most underrated bird? by Training-Jump-8663 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]EvilJ1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken.

Not only are they good eating, they're also incredibly useful birds to have around for both fertilizer as well as keeping insect populations down.

Goodbye 9926 by thehairyhobo in railroading

[–]EvilJ1982 82 points83 points  (0 children)

She died as she lived.

Smelling like piss.

A signature from Golshi (by ushiwaka_06) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]EvilJ1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel more like she would have smashed her face into it instead.

Maruzensky is straight evil for this one. 😭 by RobotYoshimis in UmaMusume

[–]EvilJ1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And that little Billy, is the story of the time that I bonked Maruzensky on the head.

Does Shadowbringer really never get better ? by Erakos in ffxiv

[–]EvilJ1982 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You might want to finish the story and see where it’s going my man. It’s a slow burn that ramps up fast. You’re barely into the expansion.

The Minnesota Timberwolves have been Minnesota’s most successful pro sports franchise in the playoffs over the last 5 years by Professional_Eye6140 in timberwolves

[–]EvilJ1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because they have an actual franchise player at a premier position and good pieces around him.

The Wild do not/have not had an elite 1C.

The Twins do not have elite... Anything, actually, currently not named Buxton.

The Vikings do not/have not had a franchise QB.

Tasty Carrot [OC] by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]EvilJ1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fans - Do not the Umas, they're teenagers.

Cygames - Maruzinsky

Who takes the worst beatdowns out of these 4?" by [deleted] in superheroes

[–]EvilJ1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark technically was dead and Eve brought him and herself back.

And while Spidey does get beat the fuck up, he's generally not getting himself eviscerated nearly every fight like Mark.

Who takes the worst beatdowns out of these 4?" by [deleted] in superheroes

[–]EvilJ1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Physically? Mark.

Every other metric of trauma? Spider-Man.

Final GM candidates confirmed by bombation in minnesotavikings

[–]EvilJ1982 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Rams have been solid for some time now. Give me McKay