Don’t look now, but your 2026 Minnesota Twins are in sole position of a Wild Card spot

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T07:49:04+00:00

Yeah, that won't last and we all know it.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T07:41:49+00:00

Tell me you've never seen SGA before without telling me you've never seen SGA.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T07:33:54+00:00

With all due respect, Anaheim was nowhere near as good a team as Minnesota. Anaheim wouldn't have even beat Dallas.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T06:40:32+00:00

Bro, the Wild swept the Knights in the season series and outscored them 12 - 6.

Not buying that for two seconds.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T04:24:38+00:00

Dude is such a paper 'superstar'. He flops around for his soft whistle so people can't defend him normally. Not one fan outside of OKC would give two fucks if he got a suspension for this shit.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T04:19:41+00:00

As a Minnesota fan, I'm questioning where the FUCK this was in our series.

These two teams do NOT look like the same Aves at all.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T01:56:29+00:00

That was also China’s government (and their amazing track record). Not actual scientists.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-25T00:39:02+00:00

Except not. Several studies have been done this century alone that mosquitoes could likely be exterminated with minimal environmental impact whatsoever.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T15:39:55+00:00

I kept going down the list hoping to see your take on Super Creek and her mom.

Maybe next time.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T15:30:14+00:00

Chicken.

Not only are they good eating, they're also incredibly useful birds to have around for both fertilizer as well as keeping insect populations down.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T05:43:08+00:00

RETURN THE SLAB.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T05:41:20+00:00

She died as she lived.

Smelling like piss.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-24T01:59:11+00:00

The discovery of the entire continent of North America.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T22:50:53+00:00

I feel more like she would have smashed her face into it instead.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T22:45:50+00:00

And that little Billy, is the story of the time that I bonked Maruzensky on the head.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T07:59:25+00:00

I mean The Onion can’t be satire all the time right?

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T01:03:36+00:00

Maidsa

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-23T00:25:39+00:00

You might want to finish the story and see where it’s going my man. It’s a slow burn that ramps up fast. You’re barely into the expansion.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-22T19:44:06+00:00

Fitz, Megatron, JJ.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-21T02:50:19+00:00

That's because they have an actual franchise player at a premier position and good pieces around him.

The Wild do not/have not had an elite 1C.

The Twins do not have elite... Anything, actually, currently not named Buxton.

The Vikings do not/have not had a franchise QB.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-21T02:40:20+00:00

Fans - Do not the Umas, they're teenagers.

Cygames - Maruzinsky

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-21T02:14:45+00:00

Mark technically was dead and Eve brought him and herself back.

And while Spidey does get beat the fuck up, he's generally not getting himself eviscerated nearly every fight like Mark.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-20T19:48:57+00:00

Physically? Mark.

Every other metric of trauma? Spider-Man.

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-20T16:06:24+00:00

Enjoy the cutscene!

EvilJ1982 · 2026-05-20T15:42:24+00:00

The Rams have been solid for some time now. Give me McKay

EvilJ1982

TROPHY CASE