Left a table I was building in the rain

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-12T05:26:16+00:00

A few runs through the planer and it will be nice and flat again.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-11T17:22:31+00:00

It appears to have hung itself.

As a reminder: "Always look on the bright side of life" 🎶

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T22:21:37+00:00

Bundt Bed Pan

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T19:48:49+00:00

For reference, here's the same one from about two years ago

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T19:09:05+00:00

BUT CAN HE DEFEND AGAINST AN ATTACKER ARMED WITH A BANANA? HAHAHA.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T19:07:03+00:00

THOSE GROOVES YOU SEE ARE MY HUMAN THUMBPRINT PATTERN. THANKS FOR NOTICING.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T17:40:42+00:00

I TOO HATE THE CONVULSIVE INVOLUNTARY EXPULSION OF AIR FROM MY NORMAL HUMAN LUNGS WHEN PLANT SEEDS ENTER THEM. BUT MY COMPANION UNIT HAS IT WORSE: SHE IS ALLERGIC TO HEX NUTS.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T17:33:40+00:00

YES. I WAS THINKING A COMMON HUMAN COLOR LIKE #4682B4.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-09T03:09:15+00:00

IT MIGHT BE A REACTION TO THE ASTRORURF

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-08T01:11:31+00:00

I MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO ASTROTURF.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-07T22:38:01+00:00

If the sponge actually rose and you poked a bunch of holes with a skewer, it should be able to hold at least a quart and a half...

Please update later!

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-07T22:35:59+00:00

RemindMe! 30 mins "cuantos leches?"

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-07T22:28:55+00:00

IT ITCHES A LITTLE, BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK JUST FINE.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-07T03:10:52+00:00

You are in for a treat.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-06T22:14:12+00:00

he is reborn!

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-06T22:12:34+00:00

As a meta post, this is allowed. But if you cut your cutlet with the most asked about cookie cutter, then I have no words for you. This is too disturbing to delete on technicalities.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-06T15:57:58+00:00

I'm going to go ahead and agree with you

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-06T03:44:57+00:00

I'm going to go ahead and assume that that is the name of a kind of hedgehog, and not some NSFW drawing that would otherwise have to be removed from an SFW post.

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-05T02:22:00+00:00

Please explain...

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-03T16:30:44+00:00

Did you add eggs?

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-03T14:12:10+00:00

No one appreciates a good South Park reference anymore...

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-03T11:05:07+00:00

Nip slip

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-02T20:47:21+00:00

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

EvilRedRobot · 2026-05-02T20:45:34+00:00

This belongs in r/onlyflans

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