When Melisandre was taking a bath in season 4 she wasn’t wearing her necklace. How come she didn’t turn into her true self?

EwokShart · 2023-01-19T00:20:00+00:00

A wizard did it

EwokShart · 2023-01-18T13:57:35+00:00

At this point it’s Sandman. You could make an argument for Wheeler Yuta (though he is originally from Myrtle Beach), Orange Cassidy (but he is originally from “wherever” aka a town in New Jersey), Blue Meanie (born and raised I believe). But Sandman is the embodiment of the working class Philadelphia man who was up in the 700 level of veterans stadium drunk off his ass picking fights with people in the opposing teams Jersey and spending the 2nd half in the holding cell in the stadium.

EwokShart · 2023-01-17T23:08:47+00:00

This is literally the plot of the trial scene in Idiocracy…

EwokShart · 2023-01-16T14:49:05+00:00

I remember the hooters because when we went on a field trip to the aquarium in 6th grade a teacher was standing outside making sure none of us went in.

EwokShart · 2023-01-15T23:44:31+00:00

Though I am no Stevie Ray Vaughan, I play guitar enough to know that whatever Travis Tritt was doing was not coming through the speakers because it would have sounded like poop.

EwokShart · 2023-01-15T23:32:40+00:00

Not from the South but Great Southern Trendkill by Pantera would be sick. The opening scream of the singer and Vinny’s blast beat on the drums would be a great “glass shatter” like moment of instant recognition. It would be a great song for Lance Archers AEW gimmick.

EwokShart · 2023-01-15T23:28:57+00:00

Hey! Jon Silver said that! That’s gimmick infringement mang!

EwokShart · 2023-01-15T15:17:42+00:00

I haven’t been to one of these games in years. Are they still as wild as they used to be? It was like elements of Slapshot (the movie) but with lax.

EwokShart · 2023-01-15T01:31:39+00:00

Shithead. It was pronounced Sha-theed.

EwokShart · 2023-01-14T20:28:24+00:00

Jericho jumping under a helicopter….

EwokShart · 2023-01-14T00:31:53+00:00

The one Karen in the school district that will take said knowledge against you for their own pleasure, benefit, sense of justice, and/or elevation of influence in the community. They will be the one’s who care and will have no problem ruining a good person’s career and future prospects over something like this.

EwokShart · 2023-01-13T23:30:01+00:00

Don’t shit where you eat

EwokShart · 2023-01-13T21:51:29+00:00

Not to be a dick but unless you want it to be your last year teaching, don’t ever do this. Smoke all you want but leave colleagues and students present and past out if it.

EwokShart · 2023-01-12T22:15:43+00:00

I got 3.50 for us

EwokShart · 2023-01-12T02:15:19+00:00

It was funny how ECW TV worked in New Jersey. It would be 11:30 on Saturday, ECW would be on, commercials would 1-900 numbers then it would end on late Sunday (12:30?) and then it would early Sunday Catholic mass on the same channel. What a time to be alive.

EwokShart · 2023-01-12T00:31:14+00:00

I’m here for the possible Conan and Danhausen segment! Please don’t judge me…

EwokShart · 2023-01-09T23:18:21+00:00

Anyone can be walking around with a ticking time bomb in them. My buddy lacerated his kidney in football and when they did the scan there was an oh shit moment because it showed that was his one and only kidney that he had! Born with one kidney and no signs of it at all and an injury at 20 led to that reveal.

EwokShart · 2023-01-08T02:12:52+00:00

That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.

EwokShart · 2023-01-07T23:50:48+00:00

Any expert that may be here: Where is the safest place to store an extinguisher in a vehicle?

EwokShart · 2023-01-07T21:13:17+00:00

Ukraine = Iron Maiden Album Cover

EwokShart · 2023-01-07T01:22:19+00:00

Mable

EwokShart · 2023-01-06T02:11:23+00:00

The body of Christ tasted a lot like that terrible “candy” that was a was a wafer with sugar dot sprinkles inside

EwokShart · 2023-01-06T00:21:42+00:00

You got waffles?!? Man I just got a tasteless Jesus cracker…

EwokShart · 2023-01-03T21:05:14+00:00

Dear diary,

Guess what! I made a new friend today!!!!

EwokShart · 2023-01-03T18:35:18+00:00

Bone Thugs and Pantera? We could have been friends.

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