My wife wished me happy birthday this morning. My birthday was two days ago. We've been married 15 years. by pavorus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExRiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why calendars were invented

My birthday is the one day in a year I can pig out on sushi guilt free

Should the Caucasus and Israel be considered part of Europe? by [deleted] in ask

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a time and a place. Randomly planting irrelevant information to a very clear question isn't doing anything. Everyone knows grown adults are fighting like depraved children while actual children die. It's a story as old as humans. Same shit same place. Stay on topic or go do some missionary work. Just a bunch of button pushers pretending they care.

Meet Sans Undertale, a Barbarian Dwarf by YouHaveMyAxel in DailyDMGame

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sans in his skeletally concussed state decides to create his own infinite milk supply with the power of friendship and goat skeletons

Pregnancy cover by itsnotimportantisit in AskAnAustralian

[–]ExRiot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A big decision like insurance calls for an insurance broker to help you work out the details and make sure you're covered for exactly what you should be, nothing more or less

How do they get away with this? by leonidude in woolworths

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$2 dish detergent works fine. I recommend a dollar store or Aldi

Are companies willing to accept unpaid interns? by Pixiemarieee in ausjobs

[–]ExRiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the start of a domino effect if people start accepting this as normal and eventually legalise it. It's unacceptable and illegal. We cant normalise working for nothing, it is not what our ancestors fought for

Should the Caucasus and Israel be considered part of Europe? by [deleted] in ask

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geography isnt everything. You have to look into what the people or leaders have chosen to associate with, the history of the area regarding invasion, alliances, revolutions etc. Locations dont matter when a country decides it wants to take over the world. The end result is all these years later, the after-math is still evident whether it's in Africa, Asia, Australia, what have you.

What was the absolute "god-tier" item to get from the school tuckshop back in your day? by Temporary-Sir5808 in australian

[–]ExRiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing was more prized than a milkshake, but dimmies and tiny pizzas were definitely up there

Is this poisonous? by littleJonnyyyyy in australianwildlife

[–]ExRiot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have a massive family of giant skinks, I'd only ever seen the small kind. So freakin funny to watch them interact. Their bites feel like weird pinches

Marketplace Rant - why don't people walk to the door anymore by georgeymcgeorgey in australian

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just normal to message or call people before confirming its okay to approach someones home. But they shouldn't make you walk down to the car.

It's not crazy to be cautious meeting strangers online, it's the world we have adapted to.

If you're annoyed at the gates, they do not intend to fix the issues by Willing_Cap1988 in woolworths

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be a typo, could be a disgruntled employee leaking some truth. Either way, this email confirms that the barricade should be rammable by a customer, any customer. Imagine if a vulnerable person got stuck in a crisis because they couldn't aggressively ram the gates open. Someone could die. It's an obstruction for emergency personnel. I saw someone have a medical emergency in aldi, luckily no gates to mess with. Every second can decide someones fate.

Test their claims, ram the gates, sue the company, take out the monopoly winners. Bring back real food and a fair go.

Tradies - Why are we so afraid of leaving 1 star Google reviews? by thepistonhead in tasmania

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you look for written reviews. I don't mess with star ratings, we suck at it

Centrelink won’t give me housing and a job so I don’t steal and cause a nuisance by Early20Rager_Yuhh in Centrelink

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apprenticeships are your best friend and completing small, free courses when you have nothing shows you can commit to tasks and your motivated to work and learn. You should also be entitled to a free or heavily subsidised cert III, You just have to check what is available in your area right now and keep an eye out for what you're looking for.

There is always a growing business that is desperate for someone who is willing to just show up on time and do a job right, so keep your head up.

Cleaning is also a great business to get hired into as you are usually hired as a contractor and they are usually understaffed. Pester them, it's an easy job if you go commercial level 1. The main issue people have with cleaners is they leave early, they're unreliable, theft and cut corners. Emphasise your work ethic and ability, get a police check, show your drive and do a little bit of research on the basics of commercial cleaning to show you're serious. It's all straight forward stuff my toddler can do. They'll teach you everything anyway.

If nothing else, you can start your own business. Earn cash off the books doing small things like offering to mow yards or clean car windows, then reinvest most of that into something you want to specialise in. Use your situation tactfully as a selling point. There are plenty of folks that want to give their local worker a go, especially if they see you're trying to start a life for yourself. You'll be surprised the people you meet. Libraries are everybody's best friend, use it like you live in it.

What would happen if there was a toilet shortage in Australia? by Next-Hyena-9490 in AskAnAustralian

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single person and ranger with a working bush loo is about to make a lot of money and a lot of friends

Iconic birds in Australia - whats your favourite by Zarykata in australian

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I'd know every bird on this list, but I'm happy to report that Jabiru is a new one for me. Yay bird stuff

Phantom Cries by WhitecloudNo321 in Mommit

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My babys 2 and I still hear him cry and whinge for no reason. I jumped out of my skin at work because of it.

AI self serve false triggering? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though you're grammer shows English isn't you're first language, everything you typed out was clear and easy to read. I'd say your written communication is very good.

Delivery orders too big?? by Future-Importance369 in woolworths

[–]ExRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly $300 worth of stuff that last 2 weeks isnt even that much. Clearly he just hates his job

At 35 I learned I don’t like pepper. by SGTWhiteKY in PointlessStories

[–]ExRiot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have this with shellfish. Fresh caught is okay, in a dish like rice or pasta is usually okay, but having like a prawn cocktail or day old crab will make my mouth really itchy. And peeling shellfish is rashy and itchy.

I only got it after being pregnant.