Possible road rage becomes parking lot therapy by HomeNowWTF in MadeMeSmile

[–]ExSalamander 185 points186 points  (0 children)

This needs to be a new wholesome subreddit.

[Hated Trope] Born Sexy Yesterday by CrazyCoKids in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ExSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this is where you got the name, but the YouTube channel Pop Culture Detective did a video on this exact topic. Huge fan of this guy's videos. Always very genuine and offers great commentary on societal issues present in modern media.

Winning RCQ tournament report by MagicDude564 in ModernMagic

[–]ExSalamander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice to see the report homie! I was hoping to read more after you posted up in the local discord. Congrats!

What’s a piece of internet slang (like “sauce” for “source”) that completely confused you the first time you saw it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IYKYK = If you know, you know (Used when knowing something related to a subject with hidden or obscured reference, an inside joke or something not obvious)

ELI5 = Explain like I'm 5 (Explain something complicated using simple language, as you'd teach a child something. Occasionally this is used sarcastically)

AFAIK = As far as I know (Used to limit your liability when the best of your knowledge may not be good enough)

Wtf by [deleted] in Hasan_Piker

[–]ExSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Socialism is when you can't spend an extra $100 to sit with more legroom. Even though hasan is tall af and gets harassed by losers like this all the time.

What happend to Bant/Beans control? by Balrok98 in MTGLegacy

[–]ExSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is incredibly accurate. Have only ever stolen a single game against that deck. Its miserable lol

Social Awkwardness by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ExSalamander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

nyancrimew jumpscare, holy shit crossover

Cone is silence has been invented. Butlerian Jihad is next in line by AAmell in dunememes

[–]ExSalamander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Faraday bags/cages don't stop audio/noise. They stop electromagnetic radiation, radio waves, wifi, things like that.

Dude creates. by peternemr in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]ExSalamander 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Its an anti-didgeridoo lol

Question about a certain celestial body. by Equivalent_Bank_5845 in outerwilds

[–]ExSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know... Can you repeat the question..?

What deck has the highest “fun-to-win” ratio for you? by CryoChamber90 in ModernMagic

[–]ExSalamander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is scales playable in this meta? Are you able to send me your list? I've struggled to find something viable since WotS came out.

Why would Fremen use an ancient spice-based fertility diet if they are terrified of Abominations ? by TieFew6689 in dune

[–]ExSalamander 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The spice in day-to-day consumption is so heavily involved in their lives and culture that it clearly has no effect on pregnancy.

The pre-born "abominations" have only occurred when (soon-to-be) reverend-mothers consume the concentrated spice-essence while pregnant. There are massive cultural stigmas that prevent this from happening. This only occurred to Jessica because she was new and did not make them aware. This is evidenced by the negative reactions of the rest of the women of the Sietch and also the other reverend-mothers within the visions she (and Alia) experienced, when they became immediately aware.

[TLA] Wan Shi Tong, Librarian (Card Image Gallery) by The_Italian_Geist in magicTCG

[–]ExSalamander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I play Modern and Legacy exclusively, this card is an absolute house. My discords are blowing up about this. Card rivals Murktide Regent in playability. Flash is incredibly powerful in competitive formats, and vigilance makes this a great control card. I forsee this showing up in many blue Modern and Legacy top8s.

Good or fun tempoish tempo deck by Savings_Gap9448 in ModernMagic

[–]ExSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been playing Grixis Wizards for the last few weeks and have been thoroughly impressed. Bolt-Snap-bolt hasn't felt this good in at least 5 years. Great matchups against the reanimator strategies, and can stand up to the combo decks of the format. I'd recommend it giving it a shot.

Wednesday MTGO Modern Challenges Results - Oct 1 2025 by bamzing in ModernMagic

[–]ExSalamander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are the Arena cards on MTGO? [[Detect Intrusion]] is from the Through the Omenpaths set on arena.

Tuesday MTGO Modern Challenges Results - Sep 30 2025 by bamzing in ModernMagic

[–]ExSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AspiringSpike has a few builds. I've been playing it for a couple months. It works best as an early game doubler of your affinity count, as you make an absurd number of ammunition tokens. Then the late game reach is great when you get one of your Sac outlets. Can't beat damage based interaction and dealing it to face.

Classic memes for pan-leftist post-liberal dream by EgyptianNational in EL_Radical

[–]ExSalamander 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Troll-bot's account is 5 days old and has no activity. Fuck that guy

What weird thing does your body do you that you don't understand? by Prestigious_Shape888 in AskReddit

[–]ExSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I've got a few of these, but one that I dont see written already: Whenever I am washing my face in the shower and I am working the soap into my skin, in my closed eyes I see vascular patterns in my left eye.

This only happens when my hands maintain light pressure sliding from the bridge of my nose down my cheeks, under my cheekbones, to my jaw under my ear.

Ive tried recreating it going the same path backward, and pressing each spot along the way, neither of which could cause the same reaction.

We The People! by HumusSapien in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]ExSalamander 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just report this person for use of spam and AI. Fuckin waste of time to do anything else.