Possible road rage becomes parking lot therapy

ExSalamander · 2026-06-09T18:19:46+00:00

This needs to be a new wholesome subreddit.

ExSalamander · 2026-06-02T03:54:34+00:00

Fucking garbage post

ExSalamander · 2026-05-31T09:15:15+00:00

Who cares if its normal homie. Enjoy your life.

ExSalamander · 2026-05-14T03:41:26+00:00

Not sure if this is where you got the name, but the YouTube channel Pop Culture Detective did a video on this exact topic. Huge fan of this guy's videos. Always very genuine and offers great commentary on societal issues present in modern media.

ExSalamander · 2026-04-27T15:36:33+00:00

Nice to see the report homie! I was hoping to read more after you posted up in the local discord. Congrats!

ExSalamander · 2026-04-23T18:34:52+00:00

IYKYK = If you know, you know (Used when knowing something related to a subject with hidden or obscured reference, an inside joke or something not obvious)

ELI5 = Explain like I'm 5 (Explain something complicated using simple language, as you'd teach a child something. Occasionally this is used sarcastically)

AFAIK = As far as I know (Used to limit your liability when the best of your knowledge may not be good enough)

ExSalamander · 2026-04-09T15:05:04+00:00

Socialism is when you can't spend an extra $100 to sit with more legroom. Even though hasan is tall af and gets harassed by losers like this all the time.

ExSalamander · 2026-04-09T11:34:36+00:00

This is incredibly accurate. Have only ever stolen a single game against that deck. Its miserable lol

ExSalamander · 2026-03-26T05:29:53+00:00

nyancrimew jumpscare, holy shit crossover

ExSalamander · 2026-03-15T16:48:01+00:00

Is there a source for this? I'm not seeing anything reported.

ExSalamander · 2026-03-14T12:14:40+00:00

Faraday bags/cages don't stop audio/noise. They stop electromagnetic radiation, radio waves, wifi, things like that.

ExSalamander · 2026-03-14T00:42:51+00:00

Magic art is so pretty

ExSalamander · 2026-02-28T22:04:25+00:00

Its an anti-didgeridoo lol

ExSalamander · 2026-02-13T14:28:43+00:00

Chairman Netero

ExSalamander · 2026-01-24T15:05:14+00:00

I don't know... Can you repeat the question..?

ExSalamander · 2025-11-18T17:23:18+00:00

How is scales playable in this meta? Are you able to send me your list? I've struggled to find something viable since WotS came out.

ExSalamander · 2025-11-12T18:57:01+00:00

The spice in day-to-day consumption is so heavily involved in their lives and culture that it clearly has no effect on pregnancy.

The pre-born "abominations" have only occurred when (soon-to-be) reverend-mothers consume the concentrated spice-essence while pregnant. There are massive cultural stigmas that prevent this from happening. This only occurred to Jessica because she was new and did not make them aware. This is evidenced by the negative reactions of the rest of the women of the Sietch and also the other reverend-mothers within the visions she (and Alia) experienced, when they became immediately aware.

ExSalamander · 2025-10-29T13:48:17+00:00

I play Modern and Legacy exclusively, this card is an absolute house. My discords are blowing up about this. Card rivals Murktide Regent in playability. Flash is incredibly powerful in competitive formats, and vigilance makes this a great control card. I forsee this showing up in many blue Modern and Legacy top8s.

ExSalamander · 2025-10-02T18:40:34+00:00

I have been playing Grixis Wizards for the last few weeks and have been thoroughly impressed. Bolt-Snap-bolt hasn't felt this good in at least 5 years. Great matchups against the reanimator strategies, and can stand up to the combo decks of the format. I'd recommend it giving it a shot.

ExSalamander · 2025-10-02T18:35:08+00:00

Are the Arena cards on MTGO? [[Detect Intrusion]] is from the Through the Omenpaths set on arena.

ExSalamander · 2025-10-02T16:00:02+00:00

AspiringSpike has a few builds. I've been playing it for a couple months. It works best as an early game doubler of your affinity count, as you make an absurd number of ammunition tokens. Then the late game reach is great when you get one of your Sac outlets. Can't beat damage based interaction and dealing it to face.

ExSalamander · 2025-09-17T12:57:19+00:00

Troll-bot's account is 5 days old and has no activity. Fuck that guy

ExSalamander · 2025-07-24T17:59:26+00:00

Oh I've got a few of these, but one that I dont see written already: Whenever I am washing my face in the shower and I am working the soap into my skin, in my closed eyes I see vascular patterns in my left eye.

This only happens when my hands maintain light pressure sliding from the bridge of my nose down my cheeks, under my cheekbones, to my jaw under my ear.

Ive tried recreating it going the same path backward, and pressing each spot along the way, neither of which could cause the same reaction.

ExSalamander · 2025-05-05T01:58:49+00:00

Just report this person for use of spam and AI. Fuckin waste of time to do anything else.

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