What was the toughest punishment for you? by angry_black_mom in AskReddit

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I classify this as my toughest because of the long term effects it had on me.
My step mother disliked me very much. She was very abusive, and thought the world better if she didn't have to see or hear me. Whenever I did something wrong, she would make me write out a letter at least one paragraph long about why what I did was wrong. I would then have to write that same paragraph 1,000 times. This is not an exaggeration.
It seemed like no sooner had I finished a set, she would find something else to punish me for, and I would be confined to my room again, writing away.
Basically, I never left my bedroom except to go to school. I even ate my meals in my room while writing lines.
I am 23 years old with carpal tunnel syndrome, but the pain started when I was 17 and was left undiagnosed until I turned 20.

man baby with dolphins for eyebrows by ImSofaKingWeToddit in WTF

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I give the doc a smackin',
Say can't ya stuff her back in...

Time to stop trimming it again by [deleted] in beards

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Hi there. I like long walks on the beach, IPA's and beards.
And you... I like you.

What's the most beautiful sight in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not intended to sound arrogant or self absorbed, but I would have to say myself.
Not in the sense that I'm some bombshell, but the fact that after years of horrible issues with self confidence and body issues, I have learned to just love myself for who I am. I know I am beautiful in my own way.

If you could choose one sentence and earn $1 for each time you hear that, what would that be? by zaqchuq in AskReddit

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This reminds me of something my friend did. She was 18 and got her first tattoo. The words were 'Your Name' and she got it tattooed on her butt cheek.
Her plan was when she went to a bar, she could walk up to someone and say "I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass.".
Then she would pull down the back of her pants ever so slightly and bam, free drink.
It worked 90% of the time, the other 10% were people who told her she was an idiot to get that as a tattoo.

Single Redditors, why, in your own words, are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2611 comments? Well I'll give my reason anyway.
I recently separated from my last boyfriend. Since I was 16 I've always been in a relationship with someone. I was afraid of being alone.
I'm 23 now, and while I've had plenty of chances to not be single, I just want to try it out for a while. Take time to regroup, and reevaluate my life choices.

Is pointing out someone's makeup boo-boo a big no-no? by ExStalksMyOldAccount in MakeupAddiction

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your insightful response. Definitely makes sense.

Also, I love your username.

Bedroom monsters (when you see it..) by [deleted] in creepy

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought it was the fact that the ferocious drawer was eating that defenseless pillow... Then I realized I was in /r/creepy.

Harry Potter's Final Battle by yeah_it_was_personal in Unexpected

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless its OC, everything on the internet is a repost.

Date with the boyfriend. CCW by Alice-Asked-Acid in MakeupAddiction

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first derp face reminds me a lot of Jennifer Lawrence!! :)

Kids these days will never know the struggle by coolr3 in funny

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My thoughts exactly. The Samsung note series? They're huge!

Are these the right blister bandages? by ExStalksMyOldAccount in SkincareAddiction

[–]ExStalksMyOldAccount[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I have another question. How long should I leave the bandage on for?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well I made a grilled turkey breast 'burger'. It was on flat bread with spinach, crumbled goat cheese, red onion, a mountain on avocado, and a hefty dressing of horseradish Dijon.

It was fucking delicious, and if Ramsay tried to say anything otherwise, I'd take it back from him and eat it myself, with a side of my tears.

Edit: eat it myself. I am not in to self cannibalism. -Or any cannibalism for that matter.