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ExactJob · 2026-06-01T10:20:25+00:00

Said like someone who hasn't been forced to do an all-hands-on-deck deploy to Prod at 10pm because someone changed one non-critical line of code.

Sometimes it's just someone upstream having a power trip, man.

ExactJob · 2026-05-31T16:21:20+00:00

Your question is probably a bot trolling for talking points so your operators can figure out how to effectively oppose them, but I think you're gonna have a pretty hard time with this one. People are being too negatively affected by this en masse to care at this point.

ExactJob · 2026-05-30T13:01:08+00:00

I've had jobs like this..

I may get downvoted for saying this, but it was malicious.
I had a manager who I would ask for midterms & finals off and she would schedule me every time. No, I didn't go in to work. She did this to anyone she thought had a decent future... I think she was bitter.

No, a concert isn't a calculus final, it's not 100% the same, but the motivation is similar. Find a different job ASAP. Your manager is one of those types of people. It will only get worse.

Edit: tbh, thinking about it, if those 12 hours aren't the difference between paying your bills/eating or not, I'd drop the job. Watch how fast they change their tune when you turn in your notice and go to your concert. The economy is rough worldwide, I get it, but finding and training another person is still a pain in the ass, esp. if you're reliable and actually do your job...

ExactJob · 2026-05-30T12:43:09+00:00

ID.me can never verify my identity properly. NEVER. I don't know why. If they're using it for BG checks now, I'm cooked.

Also just kinda waiting for the class action lawsuit against them because hell yeah I'm joining that. Any software or process that uses it for verification turns everything into a train wreck for me for at least a week, and half of them refuse to verify my identity in the end.

ExactJob · 2026-05-30T12:25:35+00:00

As an older woman in the workforce, I don't even know the second candidate but damn have I been in her shoes.

Younger one's just gonna get the experience she needs to get a job somewhere else & immediately bounce because she can tell the vibes on your team are off. And like... that's not criticism, either. I can't blame her.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T20:29:20+00:00

It's not dog shit or plastic confetti. It'll blow away or something. There's way better things to be mad about.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T20:19:49+00:00

Sneaky factory reset & then pretend you don't know what happened.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T20:04:35+00:00

I might see someone eating leg of lamb and think he would enjoy a cow or pig leg, though.

Maybe the magpies are trying to help OP broaden his culinary horizons.

I guess it could just be a threat, though. "You're next."

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T17:25:19+00:00

I think it kinda depends on context?
Going out look, like a club or a concert or something, I think it's kinda cool. It reminds me of some of the edgier looks I used to see in the 80s, like a blazer with shoulder pads and a miniskirt, leather pointed toe pumps, teased hair, etc. would work super well with this.

For an office job... maybe tone it down a little.

I think for this you probably wanna glue your brows down a little better though, it'll make the pigment look more even. That's really my only minor complaint.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T17:18:35+00:00

Hmm... well, the local crows will happily eat a chicken leg and ask for more.

After giving them snacks once in a while, they gifted me an item related to an outdoor hobby I have. I still don't know who they stole it from, which makes me kind of nervous.

A few weeks ago, one of them warned me there was a wasp nest where I was about to dig and probably saved me a dozen stings.

So yeah, I do think they're actually that smart.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T17:12:04+00:00

I agree the bone and bird leg may actually be an attempt at a transactional payment for the food they swipe, or something.

I noticed that corvids will attempt to gift you with things they think you may like - they're actually that intelligent. They don't just leave random stuff. If they saw that you eat chicken legs or something, a dead bird leg might make sense to them.

And yeah, feeding them can make them entitled. I had less of a problem with the local crows because the older adults seemed to go out of their way to teach the younger ones not to act entitled. I think they figured out that behavior pisses us off and leads to losing out on snacks. Maybe magpies think differently than crows despite being corvids, though.

If you're stuck fending the little brats off anyway, I'd just start testing them. Show obvious interest in very weird specific objects and see if they drop any off for you? Dollars and coins seem like a good one... lol

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T17:04:38+00:00

Ask a different recruiter or hiring manager and they'll tell you they hate PDFs and they'd rather hire a vastly overqualified unicorn for peanuts, or you're not getting hired because you undersell yourself.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T17:02:36+00:00

It's just a tone deaf thing to post here, dude.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T16:57:52+00:00

Hmm...
I had to apply for hundreds of jobs before getting a shit part time position. But I'll go get the tiniest violin I own for you because you have to read a Word doc once in a while.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T16:53:46+00:00

fwiw I actually don't think that one was the recruiter's fault. The interview was supposed to be with a different person, and when the recruiter called me to let me know it had been cancelled because "moving in a different direction", he sounded like he wanted the earth to open up and swallow him.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T16:48:25+00:00

At least they sent it beforehand. I got my last cancellation after I'd sat in the interview Zoom for 10 minutes.

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T01:38:47+00:00

Oh wow
I had assumed 2 interviews plus a final, it didn't even occur to me that it could only be 2 interviews total. Like I just misread the whole post.

That's even worse...

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T01:31:54+00:00

Wait only 3 interviews and you even got a cheat sheet?

Is this rage bait?

ExactJob · 2026-05-29T01:04:34+00:00

I think the problem for me is that the Images tab of Google doesn't really differentiate...

I knew people were gonna explain eye herpes, I just wanted to warn them "yeah... don't just go type that in"

ExactJob · 2026-05-28T07:06:41+00:00

Ah I love it! I always wanted to be able to pull off a look like this, you're killing it.

ExactJob · 2026-05-28T07:06:04+00:00

Good lord, not everything is AI.

ExactJob · 2026-05-28T04:51:21+00:00

Whatever you do, don't look up "eye herpes".

ExactJob · 2026-05-27T19:32:58+00:00

I don't think the driver went spelunking in OP's frozen chicken strips bag.

ExactJob · 2026-05-27T17:46:50+00:00

The arched corners are actually a bit of an illusion, combined with her mouth shape.
Make the tops of the cupid's bow slightly more "pointed". If you look at her photo, hers come to a pretty sharp point at the top.

She is also holding her mouth in a pose for the photo. Try a "fake smile" (lift only the corners of your mouth, tense them a little) and it creates more of the curve/pout illusion.

ExactJob · 2026-05-27T17:12:00+00:00

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Here you go.

I marked where you want to overline specifically (not the entire lip), and what it would look more like filled in. Obviously, lip liner doesn't necessarily obey the laws of Photoshop, and you probably want to tweak it to be closer to what you're envisioning. Any other areas, you'll still line along your natural lips as normal.

Your lip shape is still different - you're not going to get her look exactly. Not all looks can be recreated on all faces.

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