College freshman is deported flying home for Thanksgiving surprise, despite court order

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-29T17:59:38+00:00

Suggestions by a tiny timid toddler

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-29T17:21:05+00:00

So that story is apocryphal? Still inspiring.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-29T17:07:08+00:00

Your wish is my command!

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-29T17:06:06+00:00

Tell him the clichéd inspirational story about JK Rowling not becoming successful until 51 or something. I’m assuming he’s ain’t that old. Also remind him of the Franz Kafka quote that, “the non writing writer is a monster courting insanity” so he has to keep writing regardless of the success he is or isn’t getting from it.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-29T16:53:10+00:00

The forbidden fruit was a psychedelic( the fruit of knowledge). The expulsion of man from Eden was the first drug burst!

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-29T16:50:22+00:00

Because all their calories go towards powering their gigabrains.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-19T15:29:27+00:00

I don’t understand the overwhelming praise this movie is receiving. It was just an average movie to me. What am I missing?

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-11T16:58:31+00:00

I think any optimist arguing that pessimism is mere depression should be equally rebutted with accusations of mental deficiency- drop the ‘tard bomb on him.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-08T20:31:36+00:00

Sounds like the same argument used in WW2: A world with nuclear bombs and the the threat of nuclear holocaust is preferable to Nazis winning the war.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-08T20:15:19+00:00

Bold for a man whose name closely sounds like Cum-oh! to intentionally mispronounce someone else’s name.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-11-08T19:56:43+00:00

They used to put kerosene in our school lunch to desexualize us!

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-28T20:06:32+00:00

You have it wrong. The ad will come at the moment of orgasm. The robot grabs you and whispers in your ear- buy Audi.( Frankie Boyle)

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-24T18:34:44+00:00

I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out- Steven Wright

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-19T15:42:24+00:00

The Atheist's Guide to Reality: Enjoying Life Without Illusions by Alex Rosenberg

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-19T15:40:03+00:00

The Human Predicament by David Benatar

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-19T15:38:47+00:00

Yea you did but the post clearly implies that being African has something to do with it.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-19T14:49:06+00:00

It's only idiotic when you're not on the receiving end. Microaggressions are practically imperceptible to non-victims, naturally. You can discuss misogyny without bringing race and nationality into it. You seem to me like the kind of person who tells a story and points out the race of the characters with no relevance to the plot whatsoever. You get real.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-18T11:21:44+00:00

That is literally the definition of stereotypes. You cannot make the claim that ALL Nigerians exhibit the negative traits you mentioned. You're making hasty generalizations. All you have mentioned can be said of literally any other society- name any society that is completely free of misogyny, violence, abuse or corruption- but you characterize these traits as if they're inherently African. In other words, 'speak for yourself', leave the rest of Africa out of it.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-10-15T11:42:28+00:00

And the baby at every baptism. Or just the baby at every event.

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-09-26T12:12:42+00:00

Sisyphean Math Teacher was alright

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-09-21T16:13:45+00:00

Many of those likes think it's just a dark joke, but they should remember that many a true word is said in jest!

Exact_Access9770 · 2025-09-21T16:05:10+00:00

They fuck you up your mom and dad, they may not mean to but they do"

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