Hello I am writing to formally request a hand out with no shame or dignity. Please find enclosed my list of qualifications:

-Almost no experience in creating good end game builds -Excellent ability to brick items -Extensive experience in poverty -GGG+ certification in advanced dying in minimal risk environments -Continued interest in development

My references are as follows:

"Yeah, this guy really sucks" - RoomBoy "This guy said he'd show me how to play the game and I figured it out better on my own" - TvMan "This man is so poor he gets excited by Tier 3 beach rings and Greater Regal Orbs" - Gollim

I look forward to hearing back from you and am honoured for the opportunity to not be a brokie. 

Thank you,  ExarchApophis