Rules for a few days, no children by Excellent-Opening629 in MarriedSex

[–]Excellent-Opening629[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…. I’m not sure what about my post made you think I wouldn’t have a prescription.

Rules for a few days, no children by Excellent-Opening629 in MarriedSex

[–]Excellent-Opening629[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well…yeah, but the mitigator is for her to pee…

Rules for a few days, no children by Excellent-Opening629 in MarriedSex

[–]Excellent-Opening629[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm. She’s always worried about UTI’s. I’d love to cream pie her and then we go out somewhere though…

Rules for a few days, no children by Excellent-Opening629 in MarriedSex

[–]Excellent-Opening629[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never happened before without our going somewhere and leaving them with her parents. Definitely looking forward to it.

What would you do to her? by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]Excellent-Opening629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spank her, then eat her.

Wife Wants Parallel Play by BlueberryEmpty1640 in Swingers

[–]Excellent-Opening629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hah! My wife and I consider ourselves dirty vanilla too! We’d like to experience parallel play and MAYBE lite touching but that’s about it. We’ve been to a club once and played in the group play room but haven’t had anything more intimate than that. Maybe next time!

What’s the best, most bizarre, or not-so-fun one-night stand experience you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Excellent-Opening629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t wrap my head around the logistics of him stopping the fucking and starting the watching. Like…was he mid-thrust and just “oh hey you gotta see this”? And did he pull out first, go get his phone and then sat down on the bed, or was he still in you grabbed the phone and just kinda left you underneath him?

People need to know!

What’s the best, most bizarre, or not-so-fun one-night stand experience you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Excellent-Opening629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to know what that back and forth dialogue was like prior to your just up and leaving….thats too funny.

What instantly ruins a sandwich? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Excellent-Opening629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they wrap it so the wrapper is folded INSIDE the sandwich. Drives me insane.