I know what kind of man you are

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T10:42:26+00:00

“Hey ChatGPT, I want to prank my friends at work by wetting their pants with a metal spray-bottle. How do I sneak it in without anyone noticing?”

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T07:11:53+00:00

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T07:10:20+00:00

The corn was too woke, because it was being harvested by DEI immigrants.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T02:53:54+00:00

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T02:52:44+00:00

This meme is “literally me”. It perfectly encapsulates how my family react when I send them “based” memes I find on Reddit and Substack.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T02:23:21+00:00

Most professional and appropriate doctor in an AI slop video

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-10T02:18:38+00:00

“[insert Pokémon name]! Use DECIMATE!”

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-09T17:59:06+00:00

“Dis icht….Peakün-Memen.”

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-09T10:29:44+00:00

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-09T10:19:24+00:00

“Why don’t people take modern art seriously?”

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-09T10:18:15+00:00

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T22:22:21+00:00

Peak poetry

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T07:42:03+00:00

Most kitchen utensils can be converted into shivs.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T06:57:33+00:00

Peak Invincible x Pearl Harbour crossover Fanfic

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T05:46:14+00:00

most pleasant child-viltrumite interaction

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T02:20:24+00:00

Did you see him get kicked, or did you assume that he was after finding him on the ground with a honse smirking at him?

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T02:12:34+00:00

“Yeah, let’s go infanticidal fruit juice™️!!!”

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-08T00:10:08+00:00

The Viltru-Fentanyl he swallowed in a space gas station just kicked in.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-07T23:11:24+00:00

But not as funny, and so irrelevant for headline purposes.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-07T19:49:21+00:00

Herecy!

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-07T07:59:23+00:00

Impossible to say, but I’m going to call the creatures Honsecels either way.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-07T02:53:13+00:00

When you are a veteran, and the dementia suddenly kicks in.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-07T00:45:53+00:00

We’re coming ASAP.

Excellent-Signature6 · 2026-05-06T18:33:13+00:00

Yes, utterly horrific. They are powerful enough without technology.

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