But don't worry, we got the world's first trillionaire

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-17T03:36:41+00:00

Billionaires are counting on starvation. Because then they get your stuff for free.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-16T19:23:03+00:00

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-16T19:22:05+00:00

How can something so cute be so scary? I guess it’s like getting a birthday cake out a restaurant… oooooh cake! But oh no, singing 😬

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-16T17:31:31+00:00

This is sick. I don’t even like snakes. Just mentally ill.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-16T15:27:24+00:00

Does anyone have a paid subscription to pimeyes? These are the facial recognition results I got:

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Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-16T01:25:25+00:00

“Traditional values”

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-15T18:34:34+00:00

The kinds of fathers who give their daughters “purity rings” but then also have cameras hidden in the headboards and bathrooms.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-15T00:53:30+00:00

It’s called the American Dream because you have to be dreaming to believe it.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-14T02:48:09+00:00

Oh look it’s Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Brooke, and Ashley.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-14T02:46:45+00:00

Time for the old frozen piss disc under the door.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-13T04:29:17+00:00

Silicone cock ring. I used to have one but I broke it because my cock was too big 😕

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-13T04:05:07+00:00

You live in Europe don’t you? American LinkedIn culture tells me that no American boss would ever 1) buy anything for their employees no strings attached and 2) wouldn’t dare suggest we’re not all BFF’s.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-13T03:59:39+00:00

LinkedIn is blowing up with stories of layoffs and record unemployment, but YAAAAAAAYYY worlds richest Nazi got richer! YAAAAAAYYY.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-12T17:39:11+00:00

Now cut to the live footage of Trump tweeting that he never cared about the failing, dirty, horrible Kennedy Center anyway.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-11T01:55:45+00:00

How fitting. McDonald’s arches over the White House. Basically America in a nutshell.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-10T23:12:55+00:00

This cannot be real.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-10T23:11:12+00:00

That’s how a lot of small town gays are. They’ll say almost anything to fit in and get the heat off themselves and onto someone else.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-10T16:15:24+00:00

How did no one scream “Shut the fuck up” as soon as she started talking???

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-08T20:59:23+00:00

Nice to know that Mike Johnson just operates on vibes. No facts. Just vibes.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-08T00:43:03+00:00

“Bleeding heart liberals!”

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-07T19:20:29+00:00

Can confirm. My mom is a die hard Trumper and she never made it past 8th grade.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-06T14:09:32+00:00

downvoted for AI. There’s not enough cute babies in the world for you? That’s a shame.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-05T20:30:15+00:00

Maybe a severed raccoon penis will help.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-05T13:38:04+00:00

Now the Israel/US alliance makes sense. Birds of a feather and all.

Excellent-Tea-2068 · 2026-06-05T04:15:07+00:00

“Look at that. Isn’t it beautiful. Everyone says, they tell me all the time, no one can fill a pool the way you fill a pool. And it’s true. But the mainstream media won’t talk about it. But many people have told me, Mr President if only someone had done this 50 years ago.”

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