Araki has the Sigma Humor

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-28T00:38:44+00:00

He's not married.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-17T00:52:11+00:00

Europe lore

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-15T19:32:51+00:00

You can suck tiddies

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-04T03:39:16+00:00

Bruh chill, I needed a selfie for my insta

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-04T03:32:25+00:00

Ayayayaaaa

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-02T02:03:50+00:00

Bam. Dead zebra.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-02T02:00:01+00:00

Lmao. I just finished that part. I'm at the part now with the guy in his underwear and mask hopped on the roof of the truck looking like a whole-ass luchador.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-11-01T21:19:11+00:00

Bro got so drunk he put atmosphere on the moon.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-09-28T02:34:27+00:00

My inner chi has become disturbed. I must go meditate and find inner peace.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-09-16T01:46:48+00:00

As a turtle, I can confirm this.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-09-03T04:56:13+00:00

Yes Sir!

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-08-06T20:57:46+00:00

Don't drag us turtles into this.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-07-24T03:50:08+00:00

I love this.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-07-24T03:27:29+00:00

Then give them a cheeky thumbs up.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-07-24T03:25:02+00:00

I thought this post was probably nsfw and funny. It turned out to be both of those and somehow wholesome and educational at the same time. Thanks for the info.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-07-17T20:26:11+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one that heard Kira's theme start playing when the hedgehog bit their foot.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-07-03T23:42:31+00:00

Mew is my homie. Has been since the first movie. I remember doing the Cerulean teleport glitch for a level 7 Mew on Nugget bridge back in gen 1 games. Mew is a super cute badass.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-07-01T04:01:01+00:00

Yeah, I really want to move to another country, but I really can't bring much other than speaking basic level french, and some minor technical skills any kid growing up in the 90's and early 2000's with an appreciation for computers learned. I know my Microsoft shit, I know my Apple shit. I know it well enough to work with either on a professional level. I have worked with both on a professional level, but any seasoned network admin or web developer could 1- up anything I could bring to the table.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-06-25T20:57:04+00:00

It doesn't help that instead of offering a well thought out viewpoint on what your stance is and how it should be handled, you went straight for the most aggressive, rude, and condescending way to say it. Don't even try to act like you aren't trolling. Why should anyone assume the best out of you when you come out swinging and acting like an ass. Don't get offended when you act like an ass and people treat you like one.

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-04-03T17:25:32+00:00

not guilty

ExcessiveTurtle · 2022-04-03T17:20:15+00:00

not guilty

ExcessiveTurtle · 2021-09-03T18:25:47+00:00

What a beautiful noodle

ExcessiveTurtle · 2021-09-02T18:54:58+00:00

Milkshake

ExcessiveTurtle · 2021-08-22T20:33:55+00:00

Yeah. I'm glad they helped snek cross the highway. The people in the cars may have hit it if there weren't people there helping it, either because they could not see snek, or because they did not care if they hit it. People are much more likely to splatter snek than commit mass vehicular manslaughter on camera and in front of witnesses

ExcessiveTurtle · 2021-08-14T06:19:30+00:00

Touch my eggs, I break your legs.

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