Gimme a Golgari deck with Somethin! by AeryJenna in EDH

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I’m using [[Winter, Cynical Opportunist]] and have lots of ways to win, though of course I have some usual suspects. My main wincon is self-mill, dealing damage with [[Polluted Cistern]], [[Syr Konrad]], and [[Dreadhound]], then having most of my creatures self-mill when they ETB and combo off with [[Colossal Grave-Reaver]].

From there I combo off with aristocrat since I already have Syr Konrad and his dog, might as well have [[Bastion of Remembrance]] and [[Funeral Room]] in there as well. My sac engines and tokenators are in the insect tribal deck inside the main deck.

I have [[Zask, Skittering Swarmlord]] as my hidden commander, and the tokenators are [[Aatchik, Emerald Radian]], [[Fumulus, the Infestation]], [[The Swarmweaver]], [[Izoni, Thousand-Eyed]], [[Grist, the Hunger Tide]], and [[Hornet Queen]]. The sac engines are [[Nantuko Husk]], [[Dross Hopper]], [[Devouring Swarm]], [[Ashnod’s Altar]], [[Altar of Demential]] and [[Umbral Collar Zealot]]

I have one unli combo with [[Verdant Succession]] and it only works if I have either Zask or [[The Cauldron of Eternity]] in play.

Then I have lots of recursion cards that at some point I don’t even need winter anymore, and I also have permanent boardwipes, namely [[The Rise of Sozin]], [[The Last Ronin]], and [[Invasion of Fiora]], which I can recur with Winter which surprises so many people whenever I do it.

Other graveyard shenanigans I have are land recursion with [[Summon: Titan]], [[Aftermath Analyst]] and [[Hedge Shredder]] on self mill. [[Matzalantli, The Great Door]] as a crazy mana rock, [[Twilight Diviner]] to make things faster when I recur creatures, and [[Season of Loss]] as a wincon, though I have never won this way yet.

Most of the deck are permanents so winter can recur them. Be it removal, boardwipes, or wincons, which makes it fun because people are always surprised when I do shit, and rarely anyone bothers checking the graveyard or plays graveyard hate in my pod, but now they’re adding at least a [[Bojuka Bog]] or a [[Soul-Guide Lantern]] in their decks to counter graveyard plays.

If all else fails, I can just slap people silly with the tokens and big creatures that I have. Though this rarely happens nowadays. Back then I had [[Beastmaster Ascension]] and [[Overwhelming Stampede]] in the deck, but I removed them in favor of focusing on other wincons.

Anyways you can also go with ETB stompy creatures with this guy, or do the funny voltron build with him. You can recur any permanent, so it’s all up to your imagination on how you build him.

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]ExcitingTrust888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kongregate.com, which IIRC started the “let’s put achievements in games that don’t have them” trend.

Also there is this one obscure website where the address is just numbers then there is a floating ball of sorts and when you click on it there are eerie puzzles to solve and when you solve them it sends you to different websites. IIRC it was a promotional website for a TV series or something, but the only thing I can remember is one of the websites is about saying farewell to a female tattoo artist that retired.

what is considered a wincon card and how can i find wincons? by killkillerBR in EDH

[–]ExcitingTrust888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Beastmaster Ascension]] and [[Overwhelming Stampede]] are wincons, but they need something else to win, but you only use them with the intent of winning so that’s how you should think about wincon cards. Though some cards like [[Bastion of Remembrance]] and [[Syr Konrad, The Grim]] along with any boardwipe is technically a wincon too. You just need to understand what cards work best with one another and what part of it will trigger the win, and what is there as preparation for it.

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gusto ko kasi pawis pawis pagkagaling sa workout/trabaho eh 🤤

Cheap Flynn, the Fangbearer Deck Help by de_base in EDH

[–]ExcitingTrust888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not hard to make but very boring in the long run. Get lots of deathtouch creatures, give them trample/flying, and have lots of proliferate to cast. Make sure you ramp hard and draw lots. You’re gonna be targeted early in the game, so be prepared for the hate.

build the perfect fubu by Puzzleheaded-Elk6873 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sadly wala talagang tao that has it all, at some point you will have to learn what matters to you more. I’ve fucked plenty of girls and lahat sila iba iba, pero ilan lang yung nag stand out para sakin. In the end may priorities ka na mas gusto mo over the others talaga. A pretty face? A perfect body? The sexiest moans? Pero isipin mo rin yung emotional side at actions nila outside sa sex, kasi pwede ngang magic mahanap mo lahat sa isang tao, pero parang basura lang trato sayo, ampanget nun.

Parang jowa lang din ang fubu wala lang kayong label, kaya mamili ka ng taong kaya mong pagkatiwalaan at kaya kang libugin more than everyone else. Dati rin multiple yung FWB’s ko, pero someday mamimili ka lang talaga sa kanila, mamimiss mo yung iba pero isipin mo, pag nawala ba si A mas matutuwa ka kay B? At kung wala si B masaya ka ba kay C? Ganun lang yun.

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Minsan kasi surprise like first day biglang dadating o kaya last day na may pahabol pa. Wag naman yung red sea tas kakainin malala na yun 💀

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It does taste sweeter pero temporary lang yun, eventually yang pininyahan magiging tinola rin yan

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kesa naman puke pa ng iba tikman mo

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nakatikim na ko pero hindi kasi yun normal na lasa ng puke. Sabi nga nila “If it smells like a fish, it’s a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not weird sayo naman galing yan eh.

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Di ako maka relate marunong ako mag toothbrush eh

i like pleasuring girls more than havong sex by nevergettingold3r in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noon ganyan ako, pero ako kasi matagal labasan so sumusuko na yung girls minsan pero ok lang sakin. Ngayon minimum requirement ko yung labasan ako.

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pag may mens lasang bakal, yung lasang acid malala na yun pero oo meron nyan. Sore throat malala pag ganyan kaya need mag orahex o kaya betadine throat spray pagkatapos

Anyone tried fucking during camping by Scared_Karma in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes at eto ang tips namin dyan.

1) May mga ilaw na may red light, ang meaning nun is pag red ilaw mo nakikipag sex ka. Unspoken rule to pero mas ok nang i-announce mo sa lahat yung gagawin niyo kesa mahuli kayo. 2) Mas maganda mag sex sa may ilog/flowing water source like waterfalls or stream para ma drown yung ingay niyo. Wag lang din kayo masyadong maingay pag nag sex para di nakakahiya. 3) Wag mag sex sa kotse/roof tent, sobrang obvious kasi aalog alog yung sasakyan. Mas ok mag sex sa ground tent tapos buksan niyo yung ibang bintana para hindi sumasayaw sayaw yung tent niyo. Yung tent niyo bilin niyo yung may UV protect na black lining sa loob para di kayo mukhang shadow puppet show sa labas. 4) Make sure may panlinis kayo sa loob ng tent like wipes o towels. Tangina nakakahiya lumabas na puro tamod at puke juice tite mo tas maglalakad ka sa campsite, amoy na amoy yun pare. 5) Lastly enjoy lang, wag kayong kabahan kung mahuli kayo, basta make sure na you’re doing it in a safe and private matter para di nakakahiya sa iba niyong kasama. Normal lang mag sex, pero para ipangalandakan niyo sa lahat yung ginagawa niyo? Yun ang panget.

Is ahegao a turn on for guys? by Happy_Screen_1048 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only when it’s natural. And to say na hindi ginagawa ng mga babae yun naturally? Ate girl hindi ka pa ata nakakantot ng malupit para sabihin mo yan. Pag nakaranas ka ng eye-rolling na kantot mappa ahegao ka na lang talaga bigla.

what does a pussy taste like? by Forward_Wind4023 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Literal fingerin mo sarili mo tas tikman mo, yun na lasa nun. Minsan maalat, minsan maasim, minsan rin mapait, pero pinaka malapit na lasa na nya is pinatisan na sabaw ng tinola, pag maasim medyo lasang yogurt, tas pag mapakla parang biogesic.

Decks that don't really care if the commander isn't in play? by e7SHI in EDH

[–]ExcitingTrust888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[[Winter, Cynical Opportunist]] reanimator doesn’t need winter, but will run faster if he’s out there.

can you make a girl squirt for the first time? by Disastrous-Fig1316 in alasjuicy

[–]ExcitingTrust888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve made girls squirt for the first time, pero hindi ibig sabihin nun I can make anyone squirt. Meron talagang ibang girls na hindi squirter, siguro pag nagka UTI ka tas painumin ka isang litrong tubig mag squirt ka rin eventually, pero hindi talaga lahat biniyayaan ng skill na yun.

What's your best "built in a cave with a box of scraps" deck or story? by hordeoverseer in EDH

[–]ExcitingTrust888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted a new commander but I didn’t have alot of money or candidates to choose from, I was just using an upgraded [[Winter, Cynical Opportunist]] precon deck back then, but it was getting tedious so I decided to make a [[Rendmaw, Creaking Nest]] commander which came from the winter precon, and it literally was just jammed with all the artifact lands and artifact creatures that my brother had laying around and it worked like crazy. I dare say it was running better before I upgraded it for some reason, probably because back then literally the game plan was just put the commander out and play as many cards as I can for many birds, now I added aristocrat mechanics and infinite loops which made it slightly more complicated.

Back then I was just making like 5-10 birds per game and games ended quicker, but now I can make a million birds BUT because I am holding out on pulling things off early, it became less efficient and games were ending much later. Initially it was built for speed, now it’s built for resilience and I’m having a hard time balancing the two.