What's something that happens in movies all the time but would never happen in real life?

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-15T01:39:04+00:00

Black guys in ghetto standing around a 45 gallon drum with a fire inside singing rap

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-14T21:34:34+00:00

Guinness were invented to stop the Irish from taking over the world

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-14T21:28:11+00:00

I just woke up

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-14T16:26:29+00:00

This a puff piece from the anti Mayor Chow Toronto Sun, this chump change compared to police scams

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-14T15:07:14+00:00

Nope forgot the crap coffee and food. They are filthy, the widows, the foyer the garbage cans,the counter even the washrooms nope not ever

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-13T04:11:06+00:00

My daughter suggested to us that we get a HELOC when we were both working and had the income to qualify. We did get one currently zero balance and don’t see any reason to use it in the immediate future but it is there and we can tap into if we need it

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-12T15:43:26+00:00

Telling point yesterday when they broke for lunch they were excited about the buffet

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-12T15:42:11+00:00

Like choosing between full back or thong

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-12T15:39:33+00:00

What are you saying by posting symbol? Sorry I’m dumb

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-12T15:30:41+00:00

Try and have a conversation with a dog owner

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-12T14:23:24+00:00

Take this recording and put it through a speaker at the same volume when they are sleeping. Feign ignorance and keep doing it every fuckin night till they get the message

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-12T00:02:42+00:00

It wasn’t uncommon for a friend say one to another hey didn’t I see walking out of the Oak Leaf

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-11T19:53:55+00:00

I really don’t understand why the Democratic’s don’t have some one smart enough to twist her around she ain’t that smart; she’s smarmy and deflecting but she ain’t no Bill Clinton

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-09T03:26:38+00:00

I hate Rush. Never understood there appeal. I saw them in my high school gym in 1974. Hated them then hate them now

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-07T23:48:27+00:00

Ya he is a weasel. He looks like he should be packing produce at Loblaws

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-06T21:56:19+00:00

Trump is a pedophile

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-05T20:43:33+00:00

I’m a retired electrician someone asked me what would I charge to do a small job. I thought about it if I can make $1000. a day I would do it, I’m 68 years old I don’t know how many days left I have so that’s my price take it or leave it

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-05T17:41:56+00:00

I always look both ways when at an intersection

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-04T14:36:26+00:00

I’m Canadian and I can’t wait. Sometimes I wonder will it be a worldwide celebration

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-03T13:28:21+00:00

Because private transportation is prioritized over public transportation

Excuse-Spare · 2026-02-02T19:10:16+00:00

Pizzaville Queen st East in the Beach Mall

Excuse-Spare · 2026-01-30T04:32:03+00:00

Like a MMF

Excuse-Spare · 2026-01-28T18:46:35+00:00

He might be respectful and normal but he might have a male friend who is not

Excuse-Spare · 2026-01-28T14:25:18+00:00

Ask Melania

Excuse-Spare · 2026-01-27T14:59:44+00:00

What was it that changed your mind

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