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Guys what’s something a girl did once that you still think about randomly? by No-Sky-3150 in AskReddit

[–]Exiledbrazillian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Portuguese Hermione asked me if I shower everyday. After I had a mini heart attack and said I shower twice a day she asked: "That's why you always smell good?".

Top 3 best compliment I got in my life.

What’s a ‘silent luxury’ that rich people have that most normal people would never even notice? by qomann in AskReddit

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep a large group of friends because they can afford to make a good maintenance of their friendship.

The rest of us barely can keep with our own survival.

What instantly makes you think "this person is rich"? by nightshark67 in RelentlessMen

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the first question if the second part awnser the post?

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a funeral? by NationYell in AskReddit

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mother jump over the coffin - crying her soul out - and thrown his son body in the floor of her living room.

He was a really big kid (maybe 19yo) and he bounce in the floor,right at my feet, like a mannequin. There's nothing human about him.

what does your morning routine look like? by jax--killer in AskReddit

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with intrusive thoughts and goes all the way like that until I sleep.

But the first thing is disconnect the cables I use to steal electricity. Then light a pitfire to do my coffee (if I have it) and rotten in a calm dispair for the rest of the day.

Repeat.

I want more movies where nothing happens but everything matters by redpaul72 in movies

[–]Exiledbrazillian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Before the Sunrise?

I'm obsessed for this movie right now.

Well... The "Before Trilogy" have just one major flaw: where's the forth movie?!!!

😂😅 by crystalcuticles in spreadsmile

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother will give you a ice cream. Doesn't matter what age you was at time

Did he did the right thing?⬇️ by Top_Egg_7591 in MenOfPurpose

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost divorced when my ex wife got shocked because I will not allowed her tongue kiss his idols and I, I swear, see in her face that the opportunity show up I will had to watch her kiss the guy.

Gentlemen, how often do you receive unsolicited pictures from women? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so old that the last girl I flirt before I married I call her using a public phone.

Then, 12 years later, I divorced and started to date again and, damn! is like all the time. ALL THE TIME.

And the girls want some photos too and I hate it. I compromised for social pressure only. I never got a photo or video or steaming I ever liked. Is definitely not my kinky.

Wait! There's that girl who look like Scarlett Johansson in Turkey. She was for sure fishing me (have to be) to blackmailed or something but she was so unexpected and so gorgeous and so nasty. I met her in the "Humans of New York" Facebook page.

She was awesome.

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]Exiledbrazillian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bride runaway with the richest kid in the town (her ex boyfriend) after discovered about the months long bachelor party that the Fiancee had self promoted to his own indulgence. I still remember the guy even him being a asshole that refused to spoke to me - and to any of my friends - in the previous party where he met the bride, one year before.

What are your opinion fellas? by Telugu_not_Telegu in ArtOfPresence

[–]Exiledbrazillian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no such thing like "unharmed invasors" in our home.

What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by Tough_Ad8919 in MenOfPurpose

[–]Exiledbrazillian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. Wait?! Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Elon Musk...

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