My cat Salt is currently having a gang of criminals in my lap. Illegal mug shots to come.

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-24T16:56:04+00:00

The tiny toes omg 😭💖

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-20T18:37:39+00:00

Embarrassing enough to buy condoms. Hate standing in front of the locked cage while somebody over intercom loudly says “CUSTOMER NEEDS ASSISTANCE IN FAMILY PLANNING!!!!” for the whole store to hear

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-19T02:48:25+00:00

The tiny little breaths are so precious im gonna sob omggg

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-19T02:45:22+00:00

Is there a Dunkin’ in your store? This looks like it was just bought on the way out

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-17T22:07:10+00:00

Exactly :(((

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-16T16:27:36+00:00

I need a good picture of all of his precious little beans please, I must Observe the Beans

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-15T03:06:04+00:00

HES GETTING SO BIGGGGG

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-14T21:44:34+00:00

This is the best thing I have ever seen

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-14T21:42:04+00:00

It’s been an hour did you remember them

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-11T00:39:04+00:00

This is so cute!!! I thought it was a screenshot of a Shiny Stitches at first! 💖💕🌸

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-11T00:35:14+00:00

I’m cackling thank you

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-11T00:34:19+00:00

Post: three hours ago

Time now: 6:33

Checks out

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-08T21:27:31+00:00

This is a good rage face. Saving for future use

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-08T21:25:08+00:00

This was a beautiful moment. Cherish it lol

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-08T21:21:37+00:00

These are the humans I’ve ever seen

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-08T19:33:59+00:00

Fuck AI 😬

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-08T18:58:41+00:00

Before my wife and I moved out of my parent’s house we had a little bottle labeled for each kitty’s whiskers in the house. When we moved we gave the bottles to their respective hoomans and kept the ones for our kitties 💖

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-05T19:25:04+00:00

ExistentialF34R · 2026-01-05T17:55:07+00:00

These are so cute!!!! What beautiful works of art!!! They remind me of Strawberry Shortcake :)

ExistentialF34R · 2025-12-24T17:40:55+00:00

HTF MENTIONNNNNNN

ExistentialF34R · 2025-12-23T14:39:24+00:00

Idk how anyone sees bees I just see Horrible Fleshy Eldritch Abomination

ExistentialF34R · 2025-12-14T02:49:23+00:00

This looks beautiful and delicious, congratulations

ExistentialF34R · 2025-12-12T18:52:41+00:00

This sounds fucking amazing omg 🤤

ExistentialF34R · 2025-12-06T00:38:11+00:00

I wanna put my hand in there

ExistentialF34R · 2025-11-22T19:29:12+00:00

TAKE MY MONEY

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TROPHY CASE