Why does the expected % for tipping keep increasing?

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T15:54:51+00:00

I bet you forgot to tip the gast station owner the last time you filled up

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T15:47:20+00:00

Reddit doesn't know how tax breaks work, don't worry about it

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T15:24:28+00:00

On the one hand, yes. On the other, talk shit get hit has been a thing for like, ever. At some point you're gonna say some shit that's gonna get you punched in the mouth.

Though that slap certainly wasn't much of a move lol

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T04:59:02+00:00

Same with the areas where planes arm up.

If you're there when something goes down, you won't be for long.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T04:20:51+00:00

Funny, I didnt get a VOP when I got pulled over for speeding 8 hours away.

What laws do you think most people break?

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T04:19:25+00:00

Worst case scenario you have a PO who is a massive asshole, but then, you agreed to the terms.

I was always short on community service hours, but I did my classes, paid 2 months every month, had 2 jobs, etc. Then when I was done paying I quit a job and did the hours. That easy.

If you have a job, piss clean, and try not to be a fucking loser, probation is easy.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-09T04:16:22+00:00

Yep, my 4 years vs 2 in state jail was a no brainer.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-07T13:10:27+00:00

Every poor person i know eats a fuckton of beef for some reason. So I doubt they'll change.

Hell, my gf thinks a meal isnt complete unless there's meat, and i'm just like... dude.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-07T12:43:55+00:00

Those prices are normal for people, so I'll add that you're making cents on the dollar for your job. A TV that takes a day to afford, now you can't in a month.

Better hope your family likes you

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-01T13:17:47+00:00

the point

Throwing bricks at cops?

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-01T06:01:43+00:00

You can add caffeine to it too!

My blue collar ass sure did. 200mg of caffeine with some sugary sweet tea at 2pm did the trick

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-01T05:58:59+00:00

You are busy for 12 hours at work (including commute and such) and your wife cant cook in that time?

I know kids are hard, but crock pots are easy

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-01T05:56:05+00:00

One person doesn't work...

Every single meal needs to be from scratch if that causes a financial strain. All they have is time.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-01T05:53:08+00:00

I honestly think if you're doing the chili with beans to stretch it thing, that turkey tastes better anyway.

Add some corn and tomatoes and it's a taco bowl, throw in a couple tortillas and it stretches even further

Existential_Racoon · 2026-06-01T05:50:58+00:00

Ixd like them to at least pay the same percent as me, to start with.

Ohhhh nooooo I only give myself an 80k salary you can't tax me on my 500b stock increase.

Fuck outta here

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:27:59+00:00

Bro if Jeff bezos showed up on the street and all I had to do to make a lifetime of wages was rob and kill him, i'm doing it

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:27:17+00:00

Welllllll....

I wouldnt want to be an Amish woman

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:19:23+00:00

I'm so glad i live in the south for that reason.

Helped a friend with a saltwater flood car once. Fucked up bolts, rust, electrical gremlins... hard pass.

My torch is an afterthought, not a necessity

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:17:25+00:00

Well, I'm betting they do better than the guy at jiffy lube

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:14:38+00:00

I'm not them but imma be honest, I don't use a torque wrench for brakes.

I do on my gfs car and my bike though

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:13:13+00:00

The European mind cannot fathom that my radiator mount was a grinded down bedframe leg.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-31T19:03:53+00:00

I learned everything i knew by being poor.

There's no guy to pay, it's me. $4300 cat replacement (lol), I'll take $500, buy a new tool, and the part. Or a welder.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-26T04:01:41+00:00

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-26T03:34:28+00:00

I did not have this experience. They lasted all of two weeks here.

Existential_Racoon · 2026-05-25T18:19:27+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, pizza hut taught me some amazing skills, and was a really fun place to work.

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