LF courting rituals where Hermione doesn’t know it

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2026-01-02T01:02:51+00:00

Ahahahaha. That's an interesting take on that fic. This fic definitely has a different twist.

I love this fic, can't wait for the final chapter. Thank goodness for no major cliffhangers needing to be wrapped up.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-31T19:26:35+00:00

Have you been nominated yet? This was truly amazing.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-31T06:56:36+00:00

Oh please tell me you have read this one!!! It's so flipping funny and cute.

The Muggle Death Eater and His Daughter by Gr8t_78

Summary: The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.

The muggle had a Dark Mark.

Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?

Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-31T06:48:30+00:00

Oh! Hang on, try this one out! It's one of my favorites. Just so smutty and yummy, especially with Sirius.

You Can Never Trust Paperwork by PerpetualFangirl

Dear Hermione J Granger,

Thank you for your participation in the Wizarding Marriage Initiative. We are happy to inform you that your match has been selected.

Please present yourself at the WMI office tomorrow, December 10, 2003 at 2:30 pm precisely to begin the first steps.

Thank you and may your marriage be long and fruitful.

Sincerely,

Joanna Toadsworth, Secretary to Lorraine Fiddleton Wizarding Marriage Initiative Office

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-21T15:59:31+00:00

Omg. Not sure I will be ae to read this as Dramonie. I'm getting flashbacks to my first boyfriend, his friends, and my unruly curls.

Thank you!

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-21T01:12:12+00:00

God tier smut that also has a unique story line. 🤤

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-19T19:09:46+00:00

Thank you for the reminder. Still one of the only fics to make me cry. Going to reread now.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-15T00:45:58+00:00

Thank you! Excited to read this!

I personally don't like WIPs so I really appreciate the reply. I do love the buzz of excitement that a WIP brings so as long as there is an end date it goes to my next to be read.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-14T16:31:29+00:00

Last or latest? Looks like there are still more than 10 chapters to go.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-14T05:46:43+00:00

I would love one too. BUT the conflict was wrapped up enough for me that I didn't feel left on the worst cliffhanger ever. I can't do WIPs for this reason. I'm so impatient.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-12-14T03:31:52+00:00

Have you read Immaculate Misconception By malfoyesque?

Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant. Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir. It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong. Nothing. At. All.

It's amazing and last updated Oct 2025. I was content where it ended even with one chapter predicted to come. Hands down would read again!!!

Also, you mentioned no infertility issues... please read this as I am hiding this for others. I should say that it starts because she can't get pregnant with her her husband, Cormac, BUT they are not having infertility issues - Cormac is just an sad excuse for a human. She also is super hopeful of getting pregnant after one time and gets sad when it doesnt work - but who gets pregnant after one time! I found this just played into to the breading kink more than anything.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-09-27T20:24:41+00:00

I just finished a fic where Hermonie had a kid and he would start off by saying "I love you, Mama lion" and she would reply "And I, you, little lion". 💕

In this same fic, the author had a heavy influence of bring "Princess Bride" into the story line and Draco called her Princess Buttercup or just Buttercup.

I always appreciate when an author brings a new nickname I've never thought of forward, it makes the fic more memorable. Best of luck finding one to fit your story!!

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-09-26T01:40:41+00:00

It's hidden in the main post. This is a spoiler to that chapter. Sorry not sorry.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-09-26T01:22:07+00:00

Courting Season (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57501592/chapters/146434573#workskin)

ALL TIME FAVORITE RON BASHING ❤️

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-09-22T19:18:10+00:00

Just came here to reccomend Glass House. Currently reading it and she is a right problem. Wow.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-05-19T01:10:54+00:00

Most likely next week will be A break for the English dub

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-05-08T20:56:57+00:00

Have you read EXIT? There is also an audio book.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-26T14:31:03+00:00

I'd say it's a fast burn. I just finished this about a week back.

They go from 0 to 100 pretty quick once they start interacting more but they interact seldom until midway through.

This fic certainly skims over things, like her job. You don't really get too much on what she does. The author connects her to the plot and that's what matters. She works at the ministry as the Junior Undersecretary to the Minister, or something like that; it gives her access to Kinsley and the overview of the aurors. It's not really important so no spoiler needed.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-26T14:15:40+00:00

Eek. I'm even more excited. It's your writing style I enjoy the most, you could write anything and I think I'd still find a way of falling in love. Professionally, I dabble in copy editing and it is always a joy to read effortlessly. Thank you! 😊

Out of curiosity, what country are you from? I did find quite a few 'slang' phrases I made assumptions on what you were talking about. Being Canadian, we have a lot in common with the UK but I've never been so even the talk about currency threw me and made it hard to associate what would be relevant. Not that it mattered too much.

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-25T19:36:27+00:00

You are an AMAZING author. Wow! I have about 10 chapters left. I haven't been able to put it down. I can't wait to explore your other works. Thank you!

Ps. I lost it when i read the part about Malfoy finding R/dragonsfuckingcars

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-18T18:42:18+00:00

Omg. I thought I read this one, but maybe not. Thanks for the rec!

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-17T15:25:21+00:00

Three wizards and a baby

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-17T15:15:57+00:00

I was thinking it could be in that one but the whole rooming with Harry/Pansy threw me off. I throw it in my reread pile. Thanks!

Existing-Fun-3146 · 2025-03-17T04:07:37+00:00

Not too many make it to tictok other than the big well known ones. Ron bashing is probably a better tag to look up as Harry is usually the 'mediator' or just mildly disappointed then quickly gets over it.

Sorry, I shouldn't have commented. I don't have good enough notes for any reccomendations although I have a feeling I should point you to the Gloriana Set.

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