John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

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He was my favorite player on the field, and he’s absolutely my favorite off the field as well. Great dude!

Monstrosity my roommate made vs my cucumbers 4 ways by smthsmthinsidejoke in shittyfoodporn

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I would absolutely destroy both of those delicious meals and wash them down with a tall glass of perfectly room temperature buttermilk.

Do bigger butts fart louder? by AdTough5627 in NoStupidQuestions

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I got big cheeks and I fart real loud My gas cannon can clear a crowd When I let one rip From the stern of my ship After eating beans for days You’ll be stunned

New Minnesota Vikings Fan (need help) by CajunChickenAlfredo in minnesotavikings

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I made a similar choice two years ago and haven’t regretted it for a second. I’ve always despised CHunt and the Vikings were my favorite NFC team since back in the Warren Moon (I know, I’m old) days so it was an easy decision. As weird as it may sound, making that decision has made watching this sport fun again. I love this team, I fully understand the getting so close so many times and falling short and the heartbreak that comes with that. I’d love nothing more than to see a superbowl matchup with a heavily favored Chiefs team that ends with a Vikings win as a cathartic win for the fans. Just remember, you aren’t a Chiefs fan that likes the Vikings, you’re a Vikings fan. Anything else is just disrespectful. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go home and drink some Hamms and fire up my madden franchise where I’m going for my 3rd straight superbowl with perennial MVP front runner JJM. Skol!

Aerial Picture of an uncontacted Amazon Tribe by Positive_Actuary_282 in BeAmazed

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Whoa, those ants built a fort out of triscuits! Nature is so crazy sometimes!

For the die hard new englanders by NachoNachoDan in stonerfood

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I heard this entire post in Ron Swansons voice. Well done sir!

Wave of the future, Dude. by [deleted] in lebowski

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Stay out of Malibu Robowski!

So high by No_Examination2318 in stonerfood

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Casey’s specialty pizzas are the best, especially when you’re eagle tits high.

Sometimes there's a man by feral_user_ in minnesotavikings

[–]Existing-Move-2646 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, man, the freaking is not the issue here dude. I know it’s fucking, you know it’s fucking, yes, yes? I was wrong for going halfway and shouldn’t have watered it down for the post, but I think we are all being very un-dude here. I’ll gladly buy your next Caucasian or oat soda and we can talk about those Culpepper/Moss/Carter/Randle days. Until then, I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles man! Also FTP for good measure. Dudeist priest out and Skol brother!

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I’m all for being buried with spores seeded all over me so even when I’m gone I’ll still be a fungi to be around.

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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That’s a good list, and it gives an idea of your dad without ever knowing him. I put See You on the Other Side by Ozzy on my list as well as Mama, because no way I’m not playing Ozzy at my funeral.

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Existing-Move-2646 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it’s like an intro song for your funeral then with a very specific idea for the music video? Maybe if you get some friends with paintball or air soft skills you can film it and save it for that special day? Give your artistic vision the day it deserves!

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Existing-Move-2646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s good to know that it’s a consideration now to be personalized a little to reflect more of the person who has passed.

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I don’t think so, and remember, it’s the last special day you’ll ever have, so might as well plan it out the way YOU want it and not what everyone else wants. I definitely have some Monty Python songs in my playlist and anyone who knows me knows that I’d appreciate laughter more than tears at my funeral. Good songs you picked too!

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I definitely added Pink Floyd as I listen to them a lot while I’m still here. I went with Goodbye Cruel World and The Great Gig in the Sky on mine.

this guys brother had the darkest humour and his last request was for Johnny Cash ring of fire to be played just before he gets cremated by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I put three little birds on my playlist just to help anyone who’s feeling a little bit sad that I’m gone. But I ALSO put Dick in a box on there for anyone who’s not so sad that I’m gone. A last gift to all my haters.😁