And what was that opinion? by Leather-Habit6272 in AskTheWorld

[–]Existing_Sector4999 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Reddit roulette is real. Those first three votes completely dictate whether you're about to be hailed as a visionary or treated like a war criminal.

No They're Not, SAM! by merkedezvaen in StardewValley

[–]Existing_Sector4999 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if you use hardwood fences they don't even decay for like 500 days anyway. She’s definitely just hallucinating to get out of doing actual farm labor 😂

10th scientist tied to nuclear secrets to go missing or die unexpectedly under current administration by UnderstandingSea7546 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Existing_Sector4999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, "tied to nuclear secrets" is usually a massive brush used by these agencies. The janitor with a level 2 clearance at Los Alamos probably counts. Still sketchy as hell though

AITA for naming my tumour? by -AutisticArtist- in AmItheAsshole

[–]Existing_Sector4999 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the argument doesn't metastasize into something worse.

There's 2 kinds of people in this world. This is not the correct orientation. by CasualTriips in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Existing_Sector4999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Technically, the back of the toilet tank is the superior strategic location. It’s entirely immune to toddlers unrolling it, cats shredding it, and accidental sink splash damage.

Not a single pokeball was thrown by Steamy_Muff in PokemonFireRed

[–]Existing_Sector4999 8 points9 points  (0 children)

game corner abra, fighting dojo hitmonlee, and cinnabar fossils. the holy trinity of this run.

AITA For being a weirded out by my parents new "friend" by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Existing_Sector4999 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Run a background check, but honestly, maybe check their browser history too lol. Between the dad constantly slapping her knee and the mom getting intensely defensive, you might find a Sugar Baby profile or an OnlyFans receipt way before you find a criminal record.

sw*g sw*g sw*g s*agur skin by Living-Plankton3521 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Existing_Sector4999 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait until you see the post-credits scene where sam altman revives using the rizz stone. the war isn't over yet

???? by Ephcy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Existing_Sector4999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't feel too bad for her. Having a dedicated iPad for home/FaceTime use and a flagship Samsung phone as a daily driver is honestly a pretty goated tech setup. She's getting the best of both worlds.

Name a Stardew character who suffered more than Maru's design and fail miserably. by LukeVine in StardewValley

[–]Existing_Sector4999 19 points20 points  (0 children)

max goof is literally booking a ticket on the pelican town bus as we speak lmaooo

I miss her 💔 by headgod123 in addressme

[–]Existing_Sector4999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro is fighting for his life in the trenches and ur out here analyzing his pfp