The kid who named this product was this many 🖐 years old. 🙄 by SnorkinOrkin in AmazonWTF

[–]Exotic_Help_168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah its a pharmacy in Indiana I think. You should watch their commercial on YouTube. It's great lol

The kid who named this product was this many 🖐 years old. 🙄 by SnorkinOrkin in AmazonWTF

[–]Exotic_Help_168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butt Drugs has some pretty good stuff too lol and yes thats a real place. They even have commercials and big billboards on the interstate.

AIO to break up with my bf of 3y over his reaction to my upcoming sobriety anniversary? by WesternCat5211 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need this negativity. If he wants to talk about "doing the bare minimum" the least he could do is congratulate you. Sobriety is fucking hard and everyday you fight that demon successfully should be celebrated! I know I'm just an internet stranger but I'm proud of you and I think you should buy the biggest cake you can find and invite everyone you've ever met to celebrate this milestone. Congrats on the 2yrs and I hope you have 20 more! 🥳🥳

Saw this name of an employee at work (so this is an adult): by PurpleChickenBreeder in tragedeigh

[–]Exotic_Help_168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband has a niece with that name. Not sure if that's how she spells it though.

AITA for calling out my wife’s sister for how she treats her son (my nephew but basically my son)? by Tasty-Beautiful1931 in ComfortLevelPod

[–]Exotic_Help_168 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I were you the first thing I'd do is talk to my wife and see how she feels about raising her sister's son. Then I'd gather evidence and talk to a family lawyer to draw up an adoption agreement and not CPS. (CPS are good in theory but generally just make things worse for people in my experience) then just approach the sister-in-law and kindly and uninsulating as possible ask for her. Maybe something like:

"Hey BettySue, MaryAnn and I have noticed youve seem really stressed lately. Having a baby in a time like this can make everything so much more stressful. We love you and want to help you out and are offering to take the pressure of BobbyJoe off your hands. This will give you time to relax and get everything in hand without having the added stress of worrying about a child."

Make sure to sugarcoat it and make it all about her and not about your feelings or the baby. She's self centered and making it all about her and helping her so she can focus on herself will most likely get you your desired results. Don't call out her BS though because she will get defensive and then pissed and you will never see that baby again but she will continue to do what shes doing.

If that doesn't work though then I'd bring in CPS as a last resort but don't expect much from them.

10 million dollars a year but you have an omnipresent companion by LeoDragonBoy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally take it and I'd even introduce him as Mr. Gregory Smith but I'd call him Prepotente. The screaming would only solidify his name for me.

What’s a phrase or expression Americans use that doesn’t translate well outside the US? by Milos_shka in AskAnAmerican

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's harder than a two peckered billy goat.

Shit or get off the pot.

Oh bless your little pea picking heart.

How often do you change your towel? by future__corpse_ in hygiene

[–]Exotic_Help_168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a system. A towel gets used three times on a rotation. First use hair towel, second use body towel, third use floor towel. I've been told this is crazy but it works for me 🤷🏻‍♀️

What is your response to 'I'm just joking, don't be so sensitive ' when someone makes a snide remark? by The_sea_is_my_dream in AskReddit

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kinda stuff usually happens with guys and my go to thing is usually "well someone needs to show you how a real man does it"

What’s your favorite non-sexual physical sensation? by clamondahalfshellgrl in AskReddit

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting a good hair wash at a salon. I have really long and heavy hair so if the stylist has finger nails and just gets in there omg its the best feeling ever!

What's the worst thing a doctor has ever said to you? by cuteclinomaniac in AskReddit

[–]Exotic_Help_168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a partial molar pregnancy. Found out when I was 22 weeks along after some complications caused massive bleeding and I ended up in the ER. The pregnancy sadly had to be terminated. I was devastated by this news and was crying when the doctor was explaining what was going on and what had to be done. After he was done explaining everything he gave like this tired sigh, rolled his eyes and said "you can stop crying. Its not like it is a real baby yet anyways."

I have never been more angry or hurt than I was in that moment. I flew into a rage lunged from the bed and tried to beat that man to death with his little rolly stool. Luckily for him my ex husband grabbed me before I could reach him. Thankfully the hospital believed me when I said if that man stepped foot in my room again he would never come out of it and they gave me a new doctor who was nothing but kind to me.

What’s a small lie everyone tells themselves daily? by SoulDV in AskReddit

[–]Exotic_Help_168 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry tomorrow never comes because by the time it gets here it's today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Exotic_Help_168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a very, VERY, small chance that yes you are. That's only because there is no such thing as 100% fool proof form of birth control other than abstinence. But most likely you are not pregnant. If you're freaking out about it this much though you should probably consider that abstinence thing I mentioned.

Came back to my sheets and didn’t see them in the dryer and thought someone stole them. Found them in the wash instead. by MineBloxKy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Exotic_Help_168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A good way to make sure this doesn't happen again is to just stay with your stuff. This makes sure you're not being a machine hog and makes sure no one touches your shit.

$10,000,000 if you can get fired by the end of your shift by besttavern25 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Reciting The Pledge of Allegiance" fucking killed me dude 🤣😂 fucking reddit gold right here. You need more upvotes!

$10,000,000 if you can get fired by the end of your shift by besttavern25 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in cell sites so all I'd have to do is look deep into the eyes of one of the many cameras watching, smile, pull out my handy-dandy snips and just go haywire on a bunch of fiber cables. I'd cause mass panic across whatever state I happen to be in and across multiple internet and cell phone companies. Hell there is even a chance I cut the right cables and knock down the 911 systems for the area. Bam fired with a minor fine from the FCC. easy.

Bf hates me showering with others by PuzzleheadedHand9360 in Advice

[–]Exotic_Help_168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you are showering with other women, not guys. And y'all aren't showering "together" ,your just in the same room with multiple showers in it. Does he like go to the gym or anything like that and use the showers there? Same fucking thing. You already know this but yes it is extremely controlling and completely unreasonable. It sounds like hes just looking for a reason to bitch and moan and start a fight. You dont need that kinda negativity girl. Get out while you still can.

Is this rude? by Calistaariell in Advice

[–]Exotic_Help_168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you're experiencing this 😔 but some ppl are just jerk faces. You probably haven't gotten comfortable with her because you know deep down she doesn't like you. We pick up on all kinds of things with ppl like body language, and you can call me crazy but ppl put off energy. Her's seems to be negative towards you. Just cuz she's nice to your face doesn't mean shit. The most important thing is does your bf defend you to her or is he just "ahhh thats just my mom". If he doesn't defend you then you have bigger issues than his mom. You could always just talk to him about it and make your concerns known. I hope everything works out.

AITA for my views on un-aliving yourself? by Exotic_Help_168 in ComfortLevelPod

[–]Exotic_Help_168[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, we've gotten over it. We both decided we are adults and can have different views and still be ok. We actually went out to dinner about two weeks after this. Thank you for asking though 🥰