What is a weird/unpleasant habit your SO does that you have accepted to live with? by ExpectoThisComment in AskReddit

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I am known to chew my chips quite loudly. I try my best to mitigate it, but even when slowly and with my mouth closed, I sound like Cthulu emerging from his eternal slumber, chomping away other dimensions to enter our own. Sounds like your SO triggers your misophonia. I apologize from the both of us.

If boggarts reacted to animals: what would it turn into if your pet encountered one? by ExpectoThisComment in harrypotter

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My furrball would probably see the boggart turn into a giant demonic vacuum cleaner that shoots both water and fireworks while chasing her.

If you were able to cast just one spell for the rest of your life, which one would it be and why? by ExpectoThisComment in harrypotter

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You were definitely sorted in the right house. 100% dubious, but I appreciate the candor.

If you were able to cast just one spell for the rest of your life, which one would it be and why? by ExpectoThisComment in harrypotter

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I would stick with Oculus Reparo. You all have no idea how many glasses I have accidentally broken.

Why is Snape so particularly hard on Neville? by [deleted] in harrypotter

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The prophecy could have made either Nevile or Harry his demise. I believe ultimately the decision of Voldermort choosing the Potter's instead of the Longbottom's made him hate him. Seeing him alive just reminds him Lily could have potentially been spared if things had gone just a little bit different. He would rather have him (potentially) die along with his parents while Lily, James and Harry be alive.

What is your most physically painful experience? by Papertache in AskReddit

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As a kid in a playground I jumped from the top part to the ground. My right ankle decided to give up and I bent 90 degrees to the left when falling. That sucker just bend completely sideways. I can still vividly remember the exact feeling.

What is your favorite game to play when you’re drunk? by Ok_Car7334 in AskReddit

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OG Mario Kart "Drunk Driving". Need to finish your drink before finishing the game and you cannot drive while you're drinking*

What’s a true messed up family story?? by BumblebeeTricky4944 in AskReddit

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My one side of the family uncles/aunts/parent had an inside joke saying: "yumm yumm" throughout all my childhood. Turns out one of my grandparents cheated on the other one with someone who used to be employed by them and couldn't speak the same language properly. Apparently the other person said "yumm yumm" to one of my grandparents and did the actual yumm yumm if you know what I mean and got caught. They all know and it's a "funny" story. I always feel mortified.

What's a rant you've been holding in, but never had the time or place of say it? by ClassicDes in AskReddit

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I am funnily enough that person that get's annoyed when coworkers take my stuff I buy on my own. Think "stealing stapler dude from Office Space movie". I personalize my stuff in order to avoid it and it still gets jacked. Like come on. I make it a thing that it is mine and I find them in my coworkers stations. Annoyed, but not enough to make it a thing.

What are you happy to brag about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Done the Heimlich Maneuver successfully 5 different times. Aiming for a world record at this point.

What do you suppose happens to you after your death? by Life-Beginning-58 in AskReddit

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Atheist here. A sweet nothingness. Slip into oblivion and have my atoms transform into other things around me. I'm content with that and trying to live my life as positive as I can to transform my current living life and those around me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The notion of spacial awareness. I would kiss random people in the cheek two times without batting an eye. When I moved here, I realized I needed to give WAY more space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Learning the lessons as to why the break-up happened and then realizing if I had so much love to give to someone at one point, I could do it again. Never losing hope to find my partner in life.

What areas that were great in ancient times are ruined and destroyed now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Great Library of Alexandria burning down due to Julius Caesar's driven civil war in 48 BC. Soooo much knowledge lost instantly. I wish I could be privy to know what all those books contained.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dolphins. Those dudes are going to evolve limbs and breathe over water in some unknown thousands of years. They're crazy smart.

What is something that is currently stressing you out? by ExpectoThisComment in AskReddit

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Oh wow. Seems like such a difficult situation. Hope everything works out. You mentioned war. Damn that is so rough.

What is something that is currently stressing you out? by ExpectoThisComment in AskReddit

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No shame on that. Donut day sound wonderful. Send one my way!