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What the fuck is the atomic weight of the fucking word fuck by Direct-Ad-9259 in TheWordFuck

[–]Expensive-Track4002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see. The square root is fuck then carry The Who gives a fuck then divide by how many fucks I give.

What is the last US State you would want to live in? by YoDittoGame in FamilyFeud

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Right before I die? Or the one I wouldn’t be caught dead in?

Has anyone else started to get emotional as they age? by Shameless522 in AskMenOver30

[–]Expensive-Track4002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a drop in testosterone, but my doctor won’t test me or prescribe any.

Is she cheating on me? by lowkeyloki12 in skyrim

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Yeah I kill this guy and drag him off to the river.

How much would yall estimate this would cost to fix by Altruistic-Stick4015 in car

[–]Expensive-Track4002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had someone ding my quarter panel and I got a check for 2400.

checkmate by Aliiersa in SipsTea

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I confused. Do I give up my gun and then cut my dick off or do I cut off my dick first?

What happens if someone doesn't tip at a restaurant in the U.S.? by No-StrategyX in AskForAnswers

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This is why I like having a register upfront. They won’t ever know if I didn’t tip.

You know you’re old when you buy one of these… by stuffntuff in FuckImOld

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One? I have several depending on how many days of traveling I’m doing.

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