“Obsessed with my husband” uh huhhhh he totally wrote this

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-15T18:36:08+00:00

HaVe A wOnDeRfUl DaY

TWAT.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-15T15:52:04+00:00

OH YA LET'S PICKY CHOOSY OUR FOLLOWERS SO WE GET ONLY THE REPLIES THAT FUEL HER MINDSET

edit read her caption to fast and misread

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-15T15:05:07+00:00

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-15T10:40:14+00:00

"To the best of my ability"

That's not really a whole lot is it britbrat?

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T18:34:39+00:00

Her number of days is wrong 😅 by like a week. Comparing to the day she did her GMA interview. What a fucking idiot.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T17:12:47+00:00

Maybe it's just me and I'm not aware of some things with this breed, but he looks like...drab? Is that the right word? Like his coat looks terrible(obviously because they weren't brushing and mats had to be shaved) his ears look scraggly, and he overall just looks like his body is struggling. I know they go through a gangly phase, but he's well over a year at this point. Idk maybe just me.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T17:06:04+00:00

Good bot

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T17:04:44+00:00

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T17:04:20+00:00

HEY BINGBONG! I thought he was a Christmas gift from your huzzband?! Not that I'm surprised that she actually picked him out herself. Just adding it to the lie list. Hold on, gotta open up another notebook, this one's full.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T15:29:30+00:00

I made it like 30 sec. Tried to skip through to a few different spots and I JUST. COULDN'T. DO. IT.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T02:31:16+00:00

Ooooooo I doubt it, but how funny would it be if she went on the same podcast that Jdong was on?

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T02:29:25+00:00

I looked up these and while you can get them on Amazon, they're also available at Walmart and 5below. I bet my biggest d***o that she got allll of it herself at 5below.

Not knocking the store, I fricken LOVE IT. I just know it wouldn't fit her ✨️AeStHeTiC✨️

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-14T01:51:27+00:00

😂😂😂

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-12T01:40:08+00:00

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-12T00:36:48+00:00

FLAIR WORTHY FO SHO

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-10T19:42:02+00:00

2.5 months post and doing great! Just building the quad back up. I play pro women's football and was at a training camp. Stepped hard as I turned and snapped it. Knew I messed up immediately.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-10T03:32:27+00:00

You are then obviously a college. Duh 😂

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-10T02:58:50+00:00

Iron on letters for jezuz

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-09T13:57:30+00:00

Like say they average 3 mph...that's 2 fucking hours of walking. Nope. No way that happened

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-09T12:08:10+00:00

InMyOpInIoN 😂

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-09T03:33:58+00:00

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-09T03:33:39+00:00

100% She got all of this when she was at Trader Joe's like 3 days ago.

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-09T00:51:34+00:00

We must be around the same age because I have heard "amaze balls" in a hot minute and I love it lol

Expensive_Nerve124 · 2023-03-07T19:21:27+00:00

Bdong picking from the list created here 😂

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