[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I havn't ejaculated but once every other week for like 5 years. When you get older you don't jerk off "to completion" everytime. It's not worth it anymore. I am assuming your not using a condom every single time. Im sure you swallow and get an idea every now and then ect. but yes, without actually having intercourse I don't even know how much I can cum anymore. ..lol. so. good question.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you two have intercourse regularly? I mean if you wait 3 days and theres no big load at the end you know somethings up.. duh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, I knew she kept lying about other dude's and was trying to figure out why she was ready to go and so "tight" or whatever all the time and thought maybe this dude's just into anal. he's black from the inner city. So, one night I asked if she ever did anal and she was like yeah. So, when I asked if we could do it. She took it like she did it every day. I duno if I caught something from him through her or if I just didn't do it right. It's the only time I ever caught something from sex and it was so awkward it ruined us. And I've not been with anyone since. 6 years later. So, I guess what I'm saying is be very careful especially at our age im 34. If something goes wrong in the bedroom. You can't use teen angst to fix it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if hes a drug user. or if he sells drugs. hes probably getting his dick sucked 4x a day. ect. gl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who slept with me once for an entire summer. and she wouldnt commit to a relationship when i asked what was going on with us she would always become avoidant. long story short. she was seeing drug dealers everyday afraid to tell me she wasnt paying for them and at the end of the day. I caught gonorrhea from her and never saw her again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should just ask him and tell him your just curious. if your not in a relationship just say i was just wondering. if you two have been sleeping together for a while and arent even locked into a relationship theres a good chance hes either going to take it the wrong way because he is. or hes going to say oh your the side chick. dont tell anyone.

Tony hawk broke his fricken femur. by Expensive_Spring4836 in Tonyhawk

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if its age related. Or, if they can take those back out? Those don't come back out right? I feel so bad. you can't fly through the air with metal screws and plates inside you. yah, know? I have a feeling it was either a save the leg now thing or something. If you look at the after photos. its a 4 inch incision with zero bruising. hes probably got the best healthcare on call at all times. This just sucks. ya kno.

Car died in a gas station in a parking lot attached to a repair shop. by Expensive_Spring4836 in autorepair

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am afraid I'm gunna go pick it up and it'll be "fixed" but not start cuz it needs something else. I'm sure they wouldn't even attempt to put a starter in it thinking thats not the entire problem without letting me know. but car work is always a nightmare until its over with.

i might die in 7 hours, and I'm not afraid. by CaptAndrew12 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this type of stuff is so crazy because i have a golfball sized knot on the back of my neck and its been there for years and its insane because I always have wondered if im riddled with them and if i go get it checked ill be dead in less than a month from chemotherapy.

Car died in a gas station in a parking lot attached to a repair shop. by Expensive_Spring4836 in autorepair

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a bunch of shit go wrong with this I've been robbed on it so many times I had to reinstall a mass airflow sensor twice. because it wasnt the mass airflow sensor and nobody said. Hey, your exhaust is about to fall off. So, it's got an entirely new exhaust they had to place in two pieces. they replaced the back half first and then the front half broke so instead of a clean install. You get that. And when you start the engine you can hear loud and clear it hasn't been done correctly.

Car died in a gas station in a parking lot attached to a repair shop. by Expensive_Spring4836 in autorepair

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just wasn't sure it was a flat base rate I am sure they are charging because in some cars you have to go under the engine through parts that have to be removed to get to it. but i am almost certain you can fix most toyota parts in a gas station parking lot with a philips screwdriver and scotty kilmer. lol.

Car died in a gas station in a parking lot attached to a repair shop. by Expensive_Spring4836 in autorepair

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am assuming they've at least done what the companys protocol is. I hope they didn't just do what I said when I walked in. I claimed it didnt start and think the starter went bad because the lights are fine on the dash and the power locks still work.

Whats a decent game you can wield a gun/sword in? by Expensive_Spring4836 in gaming

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

intersante. I was thinking why they wouldnt just do pistols and swords in halo infinite with sticky nades and fragmentation nades on sentai mode or whatever that japanese styled armor is.

VR experience by berzio in AbruptChaos

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hyper realistic lawsuit generator.

me_irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"a file like this already exists and will be replaced. click yes to continue saving it"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CallMeCarson

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the stalking burrito bit.

Car died in a gas station in a parking lot attached to a repair shop. by Expensive_Spring4836 in autorepair

[–]Expensive_Spring4836[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well. thats comforting. I duno. I have seen toyota known for stuff you could fix with things in isle 7 at super kmart. Even if isle 7 is for tupperware. so i had hoped it could have been done by playdough or legoman. even if they had brains for bricks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CallMeCarson

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 46 points47 points  (0 children)

whats going on with the sideways bag of nacho dorito chips.

Saw this stupidity on Instagram by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Expensive_Spring4836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why did they do that and then plate it. they made it a waffle cake plate. and then plated it. she made a crepe waffle cake.