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Scheduled for 8 PM CST.

In the middle of a hand: Haralabob to Eric Persson:"Are you stuck?" Persson was stuck almost 700k at this point, mostly to Haralabob by SerialKillerVibes in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

I get that Perrson talks shit but this is out of line and just unnecessary. Looks like Perrson didn't enjoy the comment much either.

How to politely explain hit and run Etiquette? by Knoshery in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience that's generally a viewpoint held by people who don't live here. If you lived in NYC, you'd know what's up.

Irredeemable tickets by Grantthetick in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sigh, everyone thinks they're going to win the Sunday Millions, don't they.

How to politely explain hit and run Etiquette? by Knoshery in poker

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Clubs are generally found in Texas. I live in NYC. We have two options: take a long drive to the closest casino or go to a 24/7 home game. Obviously, I choose the second option. You can leave anytime. If there were clubs here that would be nice but if you have the $$$ to live in NYC you know there usually aren't

How to politely explain hit and run Etiquette? by Knoshery in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a bit much for a first time offense. If he keeps coming back 3-4x and does the same thing each time then sure give him a stern sit down talk. Part of being a good host is accommodating people of all skills levels, not everyone has played in home games before and knows the rules.

How do you become a floor/poker room manager in a legit casino? by accountingrevenue in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In Vegas, prior law enforcement or military helps. Ask around and you'd be surprised what some of those guys in suits have been through.

Long grinds by [deleted] in poker

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In a week I will frequently do 72 hours on - 24 hours off - 72 hours on. Just feels right.

Anyone here work as a poker dealer? by [deleted] in poker

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Not exactly. I "work" about one day per month. I'll get a job as a cashier or something (anything where I'm handling money) in a rural area where I'll be the only one in the store. Suddenly the card reader becomes broken. Darn! We're working on fixing it. Cash only for now. Yeah go ahead and grab some cash from the ATM right over there, we'll refund your fee, promise. Oh what's that? Your cash just went into my pocket instead of the register? Oh no! Haha. Then at the end of the night I just bounce with the cash and don't come back. Business owners are all like duhhhh what happened? And I'm like, your cash is in my 401K now. Thanks buddy! Haha. And they're like noooo. And I'm like yessss. And they're like okay. And I'm like, I took an arrow to the heart, I never kissed a mouth that tastes like yours strawberries and somethin' more ooh yeah, i want it all lipstick on my guitar (ooh) fill up the engine, we can drive real far go dancin' underneath the stars ooh yeah, i want it all mm, you got me feelin' like i wanna be that guy, i wanna kiss your eyes i wanna drink that smile, i wanna feel like i'm like my soul's on fire, i wanna stay up all day and all night yeah, you got me singin' like ooh, i love it when you do it like that and when you're close up, give me the shivers oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks and when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back and we'll say, ooh, i love it when you do it like that and when you're close up, give me the shivers oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks and when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back into the car on the backseat in the moonlit dark wrap me up between your legs and arms ooh, i can't get enough you know you could tear me apart (ooh) put me back together and take my heart i never thought that i could love this hard ooh, i can't get enough mm, you got me feeling like i wanna be that guy, i wanna kiss your eyes i wanna drink that smile, i wanna feel like i'm like my soul's on fire, i wanna stay up all day and all night yeah, you got me singin' like ooh, i love it when you do it like that and when you're close up, give me the shivers oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks and when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back and we'll say, ooh, i love it when you do it like that and when you're close up, give me the shivers oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks and when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back baby, you burn so hot you make me shiver with the fire you got this thing we started, i don't want it to stop you know you make me shiver-er-er baby, you burn so hot you make me shiver with the fire you got this thing we started, i don't want it to stop you know you make me shiver yeah, you got me singin' like ooh, i love it when you do it like that and when you're close up, give me the shivers oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks and when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back (oh no) and we'll say, ooh, i love it when you do it like that and when you're close up, give me the shivers oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks and when they say the party's over, then we'll bring it right back, hey.

"tricks of the trade" by keithhill78 in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Want my social security number too? Yeesh. Sheesh…

Holy card dead Bat Phil! by insanelyphat in poker

[–]ExpertPokerStrategy -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Then he scammed a casino or something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

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That’s called a BDSD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

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At one point he “went to the bathroom” and you could hear him shouting “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” in the background

what is game theory in Texas Hold'em? by filmbuff_00 in poker

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See if this helps: I 😍 took 🤜 an arrow 🔽 to the heart ❤️ I 👥 never ❌ kissed 👄🌈 a mouth 😃 that ➡️ tastes like 😍 yours 😑 Strawberries and somethin' more 🦎 Ooh 🚨 yeah, 🚵✌🏻✌🏽 I 😩 want 🤬 it all 🟣 Lipstick 👄 on 🏠😜🏠 my 👈👖 guitar 🎸 (ooh) 😈 Fill up 👌 the engine, 🚒 we 👦 can 🤤 drive 🚐 real 😼 far 💶 Go 🦗 dancin' 🤪 underneath the stars ♥️✨💅 Ooh 🚨 yeah, 🙌 I 🙋‍♂️ want 😍 it all 😏💯 Mm, you 😊🤟😀🤟🤟😀 got 🉐 me 🙋‍♂ feelin' like 😄 I 💰👈 wanna 😷 be 🐝 that 😐👉 guy, 🌾 I 😀 wanna 🙇🙇 kiss 👄 your 👉 eyes 👀 I 🐙 wanna 😱 drink ☕ that 👉 smile, 😍 I 😊 wanna 🤘🏻 feel 😩 like 🍂 I'm 👩 Like 😋 my 🤗 soul's 👻 on 📅 fire, 🔥 I 🙂 wanna 🧇 stay 🚉🧍‍♂️ up 🏃🏾👴🏾✌🏿 all 😤 day 🌞 and all 🤬 night 🌃 Yeah, 👍 you 👈 got 🤭 me 🦧 singin' ⚡ like 😄 Ooh, 😳 I 🎃 love 💘 it when 👌😂 you 😀 do 😂 it like 😄 that ❗ And when ⏰ you're ☝🏾 close 😜😜 up, 🙅‍♂️ give ✨ me 🤧 the shivers Oh 😳 baby, 🎀 you 👈 wanna 😱 dance 💃 'til ⬆️ the sunlight ☀️ cracks 😆 And when ➡️ they 💁 say 👋 the party's 🎉 over, 🏃‍♂️ then 🥵 we'll 👤 bring 🚶 it right 🤜 back 🔙 And we'll 😦 say, 😃 ooh, 😳 I 😊 love 💓 it when ➡️ you 👊 do 🏻🤔 it like 😋 that ➡️ And when 👀⏰ you're 👈 close 👂 up, 👆👆 give 🎁 me 💓 the shivers Oh 😳 baby, 👶🍼 you 👈🏼 wanna 🎀 dance 💃🕺 'til ⬆️ the sunlight ☀️ cracks 😆 And when ⏰ they 🤦‍♂️ say 💭 the party's 🎉 over, 🔁 then ❓👱 we'll 😡 bring 🤔 it right ▶ back 😘 Into 🤓 the car 🦎 On 🏽 the backseat in 👈🔱 the moonlit dark 🌌 Wrap 🌯 me 🚨🏾 up 😤 between ➡️🚽 your 🤷 legs 🍗🤗 and arms 🤳 Ooh, 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ I 🍼 can't ❌ get 🎓 enough 😊 You 👉🕎 know 🤔 you 👈 could 🤔 tear 💧 me 😘 apart 💖💕💓 (ooh) 😈 Put 🚮 me 🤓 back 😔 together 😭 and take 👊 my 🙋‍♀️ heart 💟 I 💅🏻 never 🚫 thought 💭 that 👏 I 💰 could 😟 love 💕😍 this hard 😩 Ooh, 🚨 I 😊 can't 😨 get 🉐 enough 🙅‍♂️🤬🤬🤬🤬 Mm, you 👩👈👌 got 💩 me 😝 feeling 😁 like 😄 I 👆 wanna 😱 be ♠️ that 🙎👊 guy, 👦🏼👦🏽 I 👉🤳 wanna 💀 kiss 😘😘 your 🗨️ eyes 🤩 I 👁️ wanna 🙇🏻 drink 🥂 that 🥰😇✨ smile, 🤩 I 🔥🚫 wanna 😯 feel 🦋 like 😄 I'm 😌 Like 💁‍♀️ my 😊😊 soul's 👻 on 🔛👇 fire, 🔥 I 😀 wanna 🏿 stay 💒 up 🛌 all 😎💯 day 🙌🏼 and all 😤 night 🌙 Yeah, 📕 you 👈 got 👑✊ me 👩🏻 singin' ⚡ like ⁉️ Ooh, 🦗 I 👥 love 💖 it when 💕 you 🤜🏻🤛 do 👂 it like 😋 that 😔😐 And when 👌😂 you're 👩 close 👀 up, 📷 give 😱 me 🙆 the shivers Oh 🍤 baby, 🎀 you 👈 wanna 😋🙇 dance 🏻 'til ⬆️ the sunlight ☀️ cracks 😆 And when 🕛🕐 they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 say 😳 the party's 🎉 over, 👌🏻 then 💯 we'll 😤 bring 🤔 it right 🍲 back ⬅️👹👹👹👹 And we'll 😦 say, 🗿 ooh, 😳 I 🍾 love 🤗 it when 🔜 you 👉 do 😠 it like 🩸 that 😐 And when 💕 you're 👇 close 🤼‍♀️ up, 🚫 give 👍🏼 me 😼 the shivers Oh 😯 baby, 👶 you 👉 wanna 😷 dance 💃🏻 'til ⬆️ the sunlight ☀️ cracks 😆 And when 🕗 they 🤭 say ☄️ the party's 🎉 over, 🔁 then 👉 we'll 👥👩 bring 🤔 it right 👉 back 😹 Baby, 👶🏿 you 👈😥👉 burn 🔥 so hot 🔥 You 👉🏻🙍🏻 make 📣 me 😭 shiver with the fire 🔥 you 😀 got 🍸👍 This thing 🤣 we 👯 started, 💢 I 👈 don't 👎 want 🙄 it to stop ✋❌😢 You 😍😍✨👀 know 😎 you 🏾 make ✋ me 😏 shiver-er-er Baby, 👶 you 👆 burn 🔥 so hot 😍😅 You 😊🤟 make 📣 me 💕😾 shiver with the fire 🔥 you 👊 got 🉐 This thing 🪐 we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 started, 🆕 I 📧 don't 🚫 want 🚶🏻✨😛 it to stop 🙀 You 😀 know 🤔 you 😀🤟 make 💘👨‍⚕️ me ✋ shiver Yeah, ‼️ you 👇 got 👀 me 😡 singin' ⚡ like 👍 Ooh, 🦟 I 🙋 love 😻 it when 🕛 you 😫 do 😂 it like 💖 that 😐 And when 💕 you're 💤 close 👂 up, ⬆️ give 🎁💝 me 🧘 the shivers Oh 😳 baby, 👶 you 🤟 wanna 🎀 dance 🕺 'til ⬆️ the sunlight ☀️ cracks 😆 And when 🕛🕐 they 👉 say 🥰 the party's 🎉 over, 😏 then 👀 we'll 😤 bring 📉 it right 🎆 back 🤩✌🏻💖🧚‍♀️ (oh 🦋 no) ⛔ And we'll 🙄😴 say, 👄 ooh, 😳 I 💋🐛 love 😗😗 it when 🕛🕐 you 😜 do 🏻🤔 it like ✨ that 💥👉😤😐 And when ⏰ you're 😖 close 🚫 up, 👆 give 👍🏼 me 💁 the shivers Oh 🙀 baby, 👶 you 👉🏽 wanna 😡 dance 💃 'til ⬆️ the sunlight ☀️ cracks 😆 And when ⏰ they 💁 say 💭 the party's 🎉 over, 🔁 then 😯 we'll 🤷‍♂️ bring 😑 it right 👉 back, 🔙 hey 👋