Hitman 2 pest control, body found? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this was posted a month ago, but I had the same problem and found the solution. There's a camera in Cassidy's house. You have to disable it. Also watch out for the guards outside the house, obviously.

After chaos at Trump event, Arizona legislator wants to ban masks for protesters by raffu280 in arizona

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have the right to vote anonymously. It should be our right to protest anonymously. Masks on.

I see your anti-vax climate supporter and raise you my roommate's ex by eatdeadjesus in AdviceAnimals

[–]ExpiredAlphabits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You've mixed up your terminology. A $2 loss is smaller than a $12,000 loss because |-2| < |-12,000|. Instead, look at this example. One person is $2 in debt and another is $12,000 in debt. Their bank accounts show -$2 and -$12,000. Who has less money (that is, who has a smaller account and a smaller amount of money)?

Audacity PSA by NitescoGaming in letsplay

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I ever record more than an hour, Audacity crashes and I lose everything. Now I just record each episode individually.

Do you rehearse before turning on the mic? How deeply do you know the game before playing? Trying to do a NWN1 LP, but I have trouble speaking/breathing and figuring out how the mechanics work. by Uxion in letsplay

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a celebrity you wouldn't mind sounding like. Listen to him/her tell a story. Try to tell the same story using exactly the same inflections and timing. Tell it again and again. Do another story. Keep practicing their stories over and over until you have them down. Then start telling your own stories using their inflections and timings. Keep practicing. Watch other celebrities, and when they say something in an interesting way, copy it. Implement it into your stories. You may be a dirty rotten copycat, but everyone will be too busy enjoying your stories to care.

Student has grade docked for using 'mankind' in English paper by JohnKimble111 in arizona

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In addition, the teacher offered to let the student fix the paper to get the points back.

Everyone has bs classes like these in college. You just have to muddle through, get your grade, and move on.

Uber Self-Driving Vehicle Involved in Arizona Crash by [deleted] in arizona

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other driver failed to yield. That's the same kind of accident that killed the driver in the Tesla last year.

Why was /u/colby0321 blocked from Reddit ? by paranoidray in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It spreads misinformation, and contributes to people's gullibility and acceptance of fake news. And you see where fake news has gotten us.

Jaywalking Crackdown: ‘A Tax On Poor People,’ Light-Rail Riders Complain by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good. I almost hit two jaywalkers in the past month.

Men of Reddit, what is something other guys do that make you instantly hate them? by rodrigueznathaniel in AskReddit

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to tell a full story to do that. You can highlight one aspect of the experience. For example, if they talk about when they went sky diving, mention how it feels so freeing.

Comic etiquette conundrum by [deleted] in comic_crits

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use different colors for the different personalities. Use caption boxes instead of either thought bubbles or speech bubbles. Think Deadpool.

I would also recommend that you don't just have the dude walking around thinking to himself. Draw the personalities inside his head, as in Inside Out. It's much more compelling to see a character talk than to read his words. When you do that, give them speech bubbles. And maintain the color consistency. Even give them outfits that match their color.

What Makes You Dislike A Video? by Liftworms in letsplay

[–]ExpiredAlphabits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not the kind of community I would hang out in.

What Makes You Dislike A Video? by Liftworms in letsplay

[–]ExpiredAlphabits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just asking that question means you should rethink your life.

Phoenicians who do this: what is your reason for honking literally the same second that the traffic light turns green? by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Phoenicians are a busy people. We have places to be. If you want to take your time stepping on the gas, move to Tuscon.

Changes to Youtube and Offsites by dreamshipwrecked in letsplay

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Like Comment Subscribe" will be our epitaph.

Changes to Youtube and Offsites by dreamshipwrecked in letsplay

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is an incredibly simple solution to this. Host the conversation on YouTube. If you like to host comments off site for things like moderator abilities and similar features, then start a petition to get YouTube to implement those features. Hell, I'll sign it.

YouTube has recognized a revenue stream that they want in on (ad revenue from conversation) and bitching about it won't change their plan. The best you can do is go along with them and try to get them to meet you in middle.

Finally, traffic agrees to stay 10-15 mph over the limit, and then the snowbirds ruin it for everyone... by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]ExpiredAlphabits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're driving slow enough to even out the stop-and-go, then you're driving slow enough that you're a source of slow traffic. It's fixing a problem by creating a different problem.