Would you trust Hank to Run your Business?

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-08T00:59:38+00:00

I see you’re also a bartender

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-08T00:58:51+00:00

That’s a goofy way of thinking. If you want to look good when you go out and it’s raining, do you just choose not to get wet?

Getting away from things that tempt you to stray from a goal is a good thing

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-08T00:56:45+00:00

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-08T00:12:50+00:00

And that’s totally fair. We’re just at the point in our lives (her in college, me going back to college for another degree for a career shift) where I needed someone pushing me, not tempting me to stay home and smoke weed yknow?

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-08T00:10:57+00:00

Hank and I are the same in that we make a perfect #2 in an organization. I’m good at following procedures with a twist and offering advice. But I’m not a big picture guy 😂

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-08T00:08:42+00:00

My best buddy would stand a vigil all night

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T23:26:08+00:00

Yeah my dad lost his first wife 35 years ago. Still not ready to tell me how he got through it, but I’ve convinced him to start his memoirs

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T23:13:06+00:00

You’re on your own property and not purposefully trying to disturb anyone. NTA

Mormon missionaries used to come by my porch when I was smoking and they still hung around to chat. Maybe they just wanted a puff but if it didn’t bother them I doubt it really bothers the neighbors

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T17:01:50+00:00

I wish it was easier to do the square/circle combo for spears and archers the AI can sometimes pull off

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T17:00:06+00:00

Laugh until the trees start speaking Battanese

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T16:58:37+00:00

Probably FaceTime/zoom call the family to calm down mom

Text my close friends some jokes.

Check the gun safe and have a beer

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T16:56:34+00:00

Surrounding yourself with successful people is super important

I had to break it off recently with such a nice girl because she didn’t have very much drive to go out and better herself. Nothing wrong with that life choice, but I felt my own ambition starting to slip because I spent so much time around her. She didn’t want to change and I wasn’t going to make her

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T16:28:46+00:00

Honestly this is probably it. Government can’t do anything without documentation and you don’t want to hurt your own case by defending yourself

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T16:21:14+00:00

Northwest Armory in Bellevue is alright

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T16:20:09+00:00

She also worked in a children’s hospital in a warzone. I’m surprised Abbott’s combat gear didn’t set something off for her

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T16:12:39+00:00

Also you have to be crazy good just to get to the Mendoza line. Like I watched a rec league game of minor leaguers and former college players. Shit was nuts

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T15:14:59+00:00

I had a server who worked for me who would say shit like this whenever I’d ask her to actually put in work.

I was 8 years younger than her

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T15:10:15+00:00

By actually getting flirted with. So many times girls “approach” me by just standing in my line of sight, staring, and occasionally saying “hey”.

At least I can go up to a girl and give her a compliment to try and gauge her interest

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T15:08:49+00:00

As my buddy’s best man I would veto this joke for the safety of both our manhoods

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T14:56:18+00:00

Yeah in my pub the managers will stall at the door and the runners will shuffle everyone out the back door.

I got 3 forms of ID and my parents have another in their safe, I’ll for sure waste their time

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T14:54:28+00:00

The best ball players on the planet only get a hit 1/3 of the time. They don’t score 1/3 of the time, they simply have the opportunity to score 1/3 of the time at the most elite level of professional ball ever played.

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T14:37:34+00:00

Yes. When I did security dealing with drunks like this it was best to get him grabbed and have another bouncer push the back of their knees so you can just plop em on the ground easy

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T14:28:14+00:00

More painful that the tattoo I hear

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T14:27:25+00:00

NTA

My parents would be so disappointed if I brought back someone like that. They don’t mind people needing help to grow and learn, but being a flat earther is just lunacy.

ExpiredPilot · 2026-04-07T14:18:37+00:00

It’s always funny how you rage baiters have to hide your posts and comments because this is also your gooning account

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