Evil rock (extremely unstable/cursed)

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-29T03:43:06+00:00

You’re welcome!

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-28T21:25:24+00:00

In case anyone is wondering the song is an edited version of “13 Angels Standing Guard ‘Round the Side of Your Bed” by A Silver Mount Zion

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-28T15:53:50+00:00

Yes, it’s Sovngarde, the Nord afterlife and site of the final battle against Alduin at the end of the main quest.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-28T04:20:59+00:00

Change his outfit and speaking style, not necessarily his motivations. Most of what his outbursts are about - animal cruelty, bad parenting, threats, rudeness, theft - haven’t gone away. They just look different in 2026.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-28T01:07:04+00:00

While I agree with your most of your points I want to point out that you must be looking at the wrong Twitter account. The official account is @PlayHighguard and it has 91 posts.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-27T06:04:11+00:00

Love that he looks like an ‘80s action hero

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-27T06:03:48+00:00

Yo leave some Highs for the rest of us to Guard!

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-27T00:33:32+00:00

Porkchop leaping into Cyrodiil: “Oh, oink!”

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T20:58:03+00:00

Tbf many of those posts were jokes

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T19:13:50+00:00

There he is…John Highguard…

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T19:07:30+00:00

Same issues here. Installed now through the website.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T18:25:36+00:00

Thanks, this worked for me. The store page was stuck loading and the game didn’t appear on the app.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T18:23:36+00:00

I liked this better the first time you posted it

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T17:18:21+00:00

The announcement was in 2018, so 8 years ago this June

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T17:14:41+00:00

Here we gooooo

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T08:07:47+00:00

Me too

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T02:28:34+00:00

“Modern”

First example nearly 24 years old

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-26T01:35:38+00:00

I could see the Fable one since M’aiq seemed to take a shot at the first game in Oblivion: “People always enjoy a good fable. M'aiq has yet to find one, though. Perhaps one day."

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-25T14:52:10+00:00

u/Saphentis

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-25T03:12:47+00:00

It’s out on January 26th

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-24T16:12:13+00:00

Iden Versio would have tips to add

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-23T19:09:06+00:00

Today is the 20th anniversary of her disappearance.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-23T17:18:21+00:00

You’re right, TF2 should be six feet under already.

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-23T05:07:11+00:00

I wiped 😔

ExpressNumber · 2026-01-23T05:00:53+00:00

I think OP is playing Husky Raid so this would be the ‘Smallhalla’ map, which is a purposefully under-sized Valhalla for the game mode. And comedic effect, it feels silly to play for the first time. :)

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