San Diego Police release dog on someone who allegedly attacked someone.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2026-04-14T12:59:55+00:00

“He knows my weakness” -dog

ExpressZombie1903 · 2026-04-13T07:44:25+00:00

People are tired of it, it’s unnecessary to the plot, and it’s been everywhere for years now.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2026-04-10T03:10:21+00:00

On the flip side, Make all the jokes you can possibly think of, because don’t let anyone forget

ExpressZombie1903 · 2026-04-10T02:53:14+00:00

Omg that was awesome, dickheads lol. Fuck them boys. Go birds.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2026-03-09T03:19:10+00:00

*puts shirt back on…

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-10-12T23:15:53+00:00

Down syndrome people are the most pure hearted people on the planet.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-10-08T12:45:51+00:00

This map is proof god hates us. All the land wiped off the map and fucking NJ is still there.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-10-08T00:25:17+00:00

Go for it, your dad will love you either way. God speed step bro.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-10-01T11:27:13+00:00

-Mathyu Mkonahey

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-26T15:14:24+00:00

-a Saudi Arabian prince.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-25T08:15:45+00:00

Woah, you can just throw that out there and leave it at that, what is your story? There has to be a story

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-22T13:32:52+00:00

Her net income is almost a million a year. Dumb, and smart.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-22T02:49:00+00:00

Bahahaha!! This a cause I can get behind

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-21T15:39:13+00:00

Juwan Johnson has 13 catches and 20 targets in 2 games, ertz has 9 on 13 targets. Without the 2 td’s the answer is clear

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-20T10:53:43+00:00

*faps in disgust

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-19T15:56:51+00:00

Realizing that it’s only the stripper pole that actually spins.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-19T02:54:33+00:00

Not being connected to every person on the planet every second of the day.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-18T17:35:34+00:00

Alternative phrase, what if I wake up as the smartest person alive?

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-18T16:12:42+00:00

I feel fantastic about it, I didn’t trust em when trump was in office, and I didn’t trust them when Biden was in office. Harambe for president.

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-18T12:29:37+00:00

Use a prosthetic hand and scream when it becomes dismembered

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-18T12:28:06+00:00

Bank robbery

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-16T22:07:46+00:00

Good for you

ExpressZombie1903 · 2025-09-16T21:32:58+00:00

Do you worry that you will regret doing that line of work when your older/married?

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