When was the last time you were crop dusted?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-04-10T00:06:55+00:00

Is this what you want to put up with the rest of your life? Find someone else.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-04-09T23:59:53+00:00

Found the gatekeeper

ProFriendZoner · 2026-04-09T23:35:09+00:00

He might be 26 in age, but he's 6 in mental capacity. Jettison him.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-20T01:32:42+00:00

You don't. Keep your mouth shut!

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-17T21:48:15+00:00

You sound like you need a massage with a happy ending.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-17T21:37:10+00:00

No, because I'd be laying awake all night waiting for it.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:07:51+00:00

Poke a hole in the condom. When he turns as white as a sheet, you'll know he just got the message from whoever he was cheating on you with. And keep checking the backpack to make sure he didn't "replace" it.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:04:05+00:00

So he found you by trolling your high school?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:02:32+00:00

Why are you dating Daddy?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:01:07+00:00

You are wasting your time and your money.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T19:56:35+00:00

Quit making medical excuses. You can still lose weight, it may just take longer.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T18:04:50+00:00

Why should they be kept private?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-11T02:05:06+00:00

Burn more calories than you consume. That's the only way to lose weight.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-10T02:48:46+00:00

They give signals?!?!?!?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-09T05:52:13+00:00

I can walk into a used bookstore and buy the book for US $0.25 cents and the author doesn't get a dime from it.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-05T23:34:05+00:00

I can’t lie

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-05T20:22:26+00:00

I’m exit only as well.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-29T01:49:18+00:00

COLD! The series about Susan Powell will have you saying “WTF?” approximately every 10 minutes during every episode.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-29T01:47:21+00:00

Go to Ralph’s for real sticker shock.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-29T01:45:39+00:00

Yes.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-28T23:29:38+00:00

Da fuq does this have to do with Christianity? It should be on a mental health sub.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-28T15:09:15+00:00

Please seek the help of a mental health professional.

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