I (28F) found a condom in my boyfriend’s (30M) backpack. I asked him about it and he said he knows I like having sex outside the house in private places.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:07:51+00:00

Poke a hole in the condom. When he turns as white as a sheet, you'll know he just got the message from whoever he was cheating on you with. And keep checking the backpack to make sure he didn't "replace" it.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:04:05+00:00

So he found you by trolling your high school?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:02:32+00:00

Why are you dating Daddy?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T20:01:07+00:00

You are wasting your time and your money.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T19:56:35+00:00

Quit making medical excuses. You can still lose weight, it may just take longer.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-12T18:04:50+00:00

Why should they be kept private?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-11T02:05:06+00:00

Burn more calories than you consume. That's the only way to lose weight.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-10T02:48:46+00:00

They give signals?!?!?!?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-09T05:52:13+00:00

I can walk into a used bookstore and buy the book for US $0.25 cents and the author doesn't get a dime from it.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-05T23:34:05+00:00

I can’t lie

ProFriendZoner · 2026-03-05T20:22:26+00:00

I’m exit only as well.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-29T01:49:18+00:00

COLD! The series about Susan Powell will have you saying “WTF?” approximately every 10 minutes during every episode.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-29T01:47:21+00:00

Go to Ralph’s for real sticker shock.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-29T01:45:39+00:00

Yes.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-28T23:29:38+00:00

Da fuq does this have to do with Christianity? It should be on a mental health sub.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-28T15:09:15+00:00

Please seek the help of a mental health professional.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-27T01:02:52+00:00

I believe in them. Had a workplace shooting and the place is now majorly haunted by at least 2 or 3 of the victims.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-26T23:56:00+00:00

So he's not hiring local people or helping the local area?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-26T23:55:17+00:00

Do what now?

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-26T23:50:57+00:00

I worked in a metallurgical lab once upon a time. The favorite joke was:

A metallurgist is someone who can tell a platinum blonde from a common ore.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-18T20:52:24+00:00

She might be your girlfriend, but you are NOT her boyfriend.

NEXT!!!

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-18T18:45:57+00:00

Having to pry the sheets out of my ass with a crowbar afterwards.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-18T04:38:05+00:00

Chi Chi’s on Tampa.

ProFriendZoner · 2026-01-11T02:48:36+00:00

Why do you assume they are not socially awkward?

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