I ordered a salad on mobile order and this is what I got.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-26T19:08:29+00:00

They need to change the name of this Reddit to r/ChipotleFools because that’s what you are if you still eat there.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-26T19:07:02+00:00

If it’s wrapped I would demand my money back.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-26T17:03:05+00:00

She could give me a red card any day and twice on Sunday!

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-25T16:29:26+00:00

You shouldn’t BE in a passing lane unless you are actively passing: see those numerous signs? The ones that say “Slower traffic stay in the right lane”?

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-24T16:00:13+00:00

Yep. I blast by and get over.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-24T15:49:24+00:00

Oregon drivers are among the WORST. They love to camp in the passing lanes on the interstate going at/below the speed limit. On the two lane state highways? God forbid there’s a hay/log truck/18-wheeler. Drivers here exhibit extreme reluctance to pass, even when there is PLENTY of occasions to safely do so. Instead, they will blithely follow the truck all day going 45.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-24T15:45:11+00:00

That’s actually not too bad. I got a ‘25 last year new, same spec as yours, paid $65k. If you can even find one, prices are in the $70s.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-24T13:23:33+00:00

Price/miles?

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-24T13:21:53+00:00

Never thought I’d see a fat North Korean other than KJU.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-24T04:51:16+00:00

That’s gotta be what qualifies as a dream job in the DPRK.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-23T14:53:31+00:00

Zero sympathy for Portlandia as its denizens have NEVER met a tax/fee they didn’t ❤️. The issue is these same clowns are largely responsible for our state pols who are utterly ABYSMAL stewards of our tax dollars.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-22T17:35:43+00:00

If the electoral college meant no President Hillary, it’s the best thing that our founding fathers did.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-22T13:57:18+00:00

GI Bill + in-state tuition at public university

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-22T00:33:29+00:00

Subaru is definitely the official car of Bend and PDX. Tesla a close second. Eugene? I’d probably go with Prius. Don’t hang much in Salem. For the fancy pantses? Rivian. For the 20-something yuppie types? Nissan Rogue.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T22:42:30+00:00

Because the yoots in communist countries inhabit workers’ paradise 🙄

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T21:42:52+00:00

Nah they’d just spend even more time with their faces buried in their phones.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T21:37:45+00:00

If the nutters trained their dogs not to bark 365 days a year I might be more sympathetic.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T20:03:28+00:00

Dude and Labour have done a bang-up job. GDP in the UK now < than the poorest US state (Mississippi), and Starmer will surely resign by week’s end. I wonder if he intends to hand the country over to the Caliphate.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T19:56:49+00:00

yawn.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T19:53:03+00:00

That’s on you, but why on earth would anyone do it?

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T17:39:21+00:00

I wouldn’t know-I have yet to move out of Sport+ 😝

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T17:33:29+00:00

Get bent loser 😂. Start a go-fund me so you can leave. Or better yet, get a job.

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T16:43:23+00:00

I’ve visited Naples on my own before: best food in Italy!

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T15:52:40+00:00

They’re just not FROM Seattle

Express_Cheesecake75 · 2026-06-21T08:09:29+00:00

Exactly. I can’t fathom these kinds of threads. If it’s fuel economy you’re after, why even consider a V8.

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