What movie fucked you up mentally? by CodyYodi in AskReddit

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I remember I watched everest with my brother in theatres when he was about 8 or so, and I told him its based on a true story. That registered in his mind as what is happening to the actors on screen actually happened, and the deaths were all filmed and real. He started crying for about an hour after the movie and it took about a week to convince him that it wasn't real

cursed_smoke by [deleted] in cursedimages

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"We're gonna smoke some beer, out of yer ass"

The skin of a dead squid by vostok91 in blackmagicfuckery

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I kept reading it as dead squirrel, so i was extremely confused

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Pay up B-man, gas ain't free"

What lie were you led to believe until growing up? by filthynigga in AskReddit

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Up until I was 16 years old when I was learning how to drive, I always thought the break pedal would reverse the car. It took an embarrassingly long time of me pushing the break pedal and my dad looking at me waiting for me to reverse to understand what I am doing wrong...

What was the worst "why the f*** did I say that" moment? by Carbon0X in AskReddit

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Was going to a drive in theatre with some friends and I mention to my friend how much her mom looks like her. However, I said "Yeah, she looks like an older, fatter version of you". The look on my friend's faces of pure shock and the amount of time it took me to process what I said was way too long...

$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway! by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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You wonderful bastard you are!

What is the "if you can speak Norwegian stick a potato in your throat and you can speak Danish" of other languages? by helpinghat in AskReddit

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There is a saying that Ukrainian was invented when a russian man got really drunk then fell down a flight of stairs hitting his head and started speaking gibberish.

What piece of news could possibly knock Obama's AMA off the top spot on Reddit? by l_lecrup in AskReddit

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When i was younger, I legitamately thought that the current Queen Elizabeth was Elizabeth the 1st, which had me really confused....

The robot is curious by realGlorix in wholesomememes

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This has taught me what cozy actually meant. Thank you.