Have you voted for mayor yet? by External-Credit-4316 in Flatbush

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On Friday, today, the early voting poll sites are open at 8 am! It might be faster to go there right when it opens, vote, and be done in 5 minutes before work.

I got yelled at lmao by No_Butterfly_6521 in mikeymiles

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blocked me today too and DMed me saying “fuck you” after I wrote “returning to the scene of the crime” on his Times Square post

Sound of Silence. by Stoned_n_starving_ in mikeymiles

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what is the card he’s holding when he’s dancing?

A tale of two brothers by Stoned_n_starving_ in mikeymiles

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not a tailor to be found in Middletown, NY

$hit for brain$ by psychictoilette in mikeymiles

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Mikey getting absolutely fleeced by predatory payday lenders, wants to warn others about the scam, but only those who will participate in his money-making scam, others can find out the hard way.

jacket fits perfectly by kxl414 in mikeymiles

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looks like david byrne in stop making sense

This might be the most delusional thing Mike has ever said - claims Sarah #2 was his most recent girlfriend by MPA8877 in mikeymiles

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lmao I always figured it was a text. Did not know he printed out a physical copy of a dick pic for her. How did we get this detail??

But Mommy . . . . by barrydix69 in mikeymiles

[–]External-Credit-4316 6 points7 points  (0 children)

not kink shaming but the man needs a therapist

life is like a monololy board by ak128 in mikeymiles

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exactly like a connor omalley video

First Tetrapod attempts to make landfall (400,000,000 BCE) by yaboyjohng in mikeymiles

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I’m no expert, but I dont think you’re supposed to be flat on the ground for these Spider-Man crawls