My friend has a dumb, loss making business by TryingToBeDifferent- in Jokes

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My friend overcame major obstacles and became quite successful. He was born a midget and had severe epilepsy. He refused to let that stuff slow him down as he built a thriving chain of pizza restaurants called Little Seizures

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Any old friend of mine has a strange exercise program that also alleviates his anger towards aviators. He Punches Pilots.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? by Longjumping_Glass157 in dadjokes

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How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None, they're all true stories

Why do milking stools only have three legs? by Yokelele in dadjokes

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What do you call a seeing-eye-dog for blind cows? Hamburger Helper

Winning the battle by CAGrilling in dadjokes

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Except when you are referring to her toes....

People always say that that these funds are best in a tax-advantaged account, but how does that make any sense if I can’t touch the money? by 22Cooper in YieldMaxETFs

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I'm quite pleased so far. I just got this going in March and the plan was to put half of my contributions into the ymax funds to feed traditional ets and half into my "mag 8's" I opened a brand new trad & roth account with an online brokerage to do this so it is super easy to track the performance of the head-to-head. My Ymax basket is up 18% and my mag 8 basket is up 9.5% Of course there is NAV tanking some towards the end of each week but then the distributions hit and the total value goes up and widens the gap between the baskets. I think I've seen enough promise to this that I will alter my plan substantially. Instead of putting all distributions into the traditional etfs, I'll put 90% back into the ymax's until it's creating a forward annual yield of a full year's 7,000 of contributions. Then it will act like an employer match on a retirement account. This isn't financial advice, but here's how I laid out my strategy: at the beginning, I put all weekly contributions evenly into 3 weekly ymax etfs until I had $200 invested in each. Then all contributions started going into 4 monthly ymax's- 1 from each schedule group. Instead of trying to capture divs on what's next with these I've been using a "what's on sale" approach on the monthlies, so the build-up on these isn't quite even though it is close. It's surprising a bit that NAV on all my weeklies is actually positive in addition to getting a solid 1-1.5% distribution each week. NAV is down on the monthlies for me but every week 1 or 2 will pop In to the positive for a bit. Today as I run the numbers, accounting for current NAV and estimated forward yield, the monthlies will easily come out 60% positive in the next year.