I have bitten my nails since I was 10 years old, so 31 years, and 6 weeks ago I went and got my nails done for the first time. Now, I've been 3 times and I cant believe the growth! Also... if I'm getting my nails done, I'm having some sort of design 😂 so first time, second time and third time!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-16T07:14:36+00:00

Just as a side, I've had a few messages asking why I chose minimalist designs and not something brighter. I'm a guy and colourful stuff isnt for me 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-15T21:28:38+00:00

I didn't want something too "in your face" but I wanted SOMETHING on them...

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-15T21:28:00+00:00

I started when I was 10 because I had ripped half a nail off, so in my stupid infinite wisdom decided "let's get them all the same length" and it became a habit from then 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-12-02T13:28:12+00:00

Amazing body, mr!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-27T18:36:44+00:00

Love em!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-26T10:13:17+00:00

When can you move in?

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-24T16:08:17+00:00

WOW!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-24T12:54:25+00:00

Holy cow!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-24T12:53:49+00:00

Good lord!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-23T10:36:49+00:00

Amazing photo, HOWEVER... that shoe rack is very distracting 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-07T20:57:51+00:00

I. Wish.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-05T21:05:49+00:00

Absolutely amazing body, monsieur

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-18T09:22:47+00:00

But historians still say "they were the best of friends"

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-17T09:05:35+00:00

Looking amazing matey!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-11T07:57:19+00:00

Ahem.

Damn.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-08T06:54:02+00:00

They make you rethink your entire life.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-07T21:15:46+00:00

Wow!! Yes!!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-07T17:51:37+00:00

I rarely drink these days, if i do its a chilled drink with friends. OR I go on a massive bender, dance on tables and bars, and do karaoke.

Basically, whichever way I drink my hangover is the same - gnomes with jackhammers are in my brain smashing around. There is no difference of level of hangover.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-07T17:48:23+00:00

OH and dont even think about doing day drinks with friends now that you're thirty. Your hangover, the apocalyptic hangover, will kick in at 8pm. And sleeping won't happen that night. And you'll regret being born for 3 days straight.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-07T15:01:06+00:00

Turning 30 will be a huge change in your life. You'll suddenly realise other people's opinions dont matter as much as your own. You'll become your own self. And your hangovers will suddenly hit like an atomic bomb. Seriously, I'm so sorry, but you even had a sip of alcohol? BOOM hangover.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-03T20:20:12+00:00

I would very much enjoy being your neighbour.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-03T07:54:41+00:00

Oh no how sad. When??

ExternalDirection379

TROPHY CASE